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{{L|Customer|One | {{L|Customer|One monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster | {{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster Krabby Patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uhh, one monster Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|Uhh, one monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
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{{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|''[A set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill]''}} | {{L|''[A set of real hands drops a huge meat pile on the grill]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh dear Neptune.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, dear Neptune.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three. ''[Attempts to flip; spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three. ''[Attempts to flip; spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. scene cuts to SpongeBob | {{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. The scene cuts to SpongeBob to a therapist]''}} | ||
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}} | {{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming Spat!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat!}} | ||
{{L|''[scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]''}} | {{L|''[scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks another piggy bank]'' Now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks another piggy bank]'' Now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''Now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big dimaond under it]'' ''Now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sells his house]'' That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[sells his house]'' That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[Looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit.}} | {{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[Looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street nude where everyone is looking at him in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's | {{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin’? ''[walks into the Krusty Krab, passes Squidward]'' Ooh, breezy today.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[still laughing]'' Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[still laughing]'' Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This better be good. ''[walks into the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Soon everyone will know of your beauty.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Soon, everyone will know of your beauty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees naked | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Alright, what's going on in ''[sees SpongeBob naked]'' ...ooh... don't you have any shame, boy?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|All my shame went into here, Mr. Krabs. ''[shows Le Spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatular! What in blazes is that?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Le Spatular! What in blazes is that?}} | ||
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{{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | {{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula, but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as how | {{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | {{L|Le Spatula|Friends with you?! Ha! We are not even in the same social class. ''[jumps out of SpongeBob's arms and extends it legs to land on the floor]'' Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook! ''[runs out laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. ''[Le Spatula punches SpongeBob in the face]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for you. We had something. ''[Le Spatula punches SpongeBob in the face]''}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula| | {{L|Le Spatula|How’s that for something? Au revoir, peasants! Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon. ''[spits and runs out]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What happened?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Le Spatula is gone, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Spatula | {{L|SpongeBob|Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...}} | {{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. | {{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone! ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | {{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying loudly, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying loudly, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | {{L|Squidward|One monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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