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{{EpisodeTr/72a}}{{L|Customer| | {{EpisodeTr/72a}}{{L|Customer|One monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster Krabby Patty in ages. SpongeBob, | {{L|Squidward|Hmph, No one's ordered the monster Krabby Patty in ages. SpongeBob, one monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Uhh, one monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only '' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his face, his eyes are hypno like]'' '''WHAT?!''' There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat!}} | ||
{{L|''[scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]''}} | {{L|''[scene cuts to hospital where SpongeBob is by a spatula's bed]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by | {{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}} | {{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}} | ||
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{{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[Looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit.}} | {{L|Employee|Everything, huh? ''[Looks at SpongeBob clothes]'' Nice outfit.}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street nude where everyone is looking at him in shock]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street nude where everyone is looking at him in shock]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's | {{L|SpongeBob|Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shaking? ''[walks into the Krusty Krab, passes Squidward]'' Ooh, breezy today.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Snickers]'' Nice outfit, SpongeBob! ''[laughs hysterically]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Can it make me famous?}} | {{L|Squidward|Can it make me famous?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Anything you want and more. ''[pushes a button and the spatula spins]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Anything you want and more. ''[pushes a button and the spatula spins]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, that sounds | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh, that sounds exciting. Let me have a go at it. ''[Reaches for Le Spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Holds Le Spatula away from Mr. Krabs' reach]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Holds Le Spatula away from Mr. Krabs' reach]'' Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Are you going against your commanding officer?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shocked]'' What? Are you going against your commanding officer?}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Martin| | {{L|Martin|Uhh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' One Krabby Patty, coming up lickity split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula, but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | {{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to em. Go now, boy. Go before I lose all me customers. ''[starts to cry; scene cuts to the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I hate to tell you this...}} | {{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone! ''[sobs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone! ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | {{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[cries more]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spatula, what's wrong? ''[spatula shakes its head]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' : All that glitters is not gold. ''[as SpongeBob is still crying loudly, spatula wheels itself away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|One monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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