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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Customer| | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Customer|1 Monster Krabby Patty, please.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmph, no one's ordered the Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob, | {{L|Squidward|Hmph, no one's ordered the Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob, 1 Monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, shaking]'' Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uh, | {{L|Squidward|Uh, 1 Monster Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|HUH?! Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of 3, we flip. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[Attempts to flip; spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this. At the count of 3, we flip. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[Attempts to flip; spatula breaks in half]'' Spat?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing his spatula | {{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries in front of everyone while showing that his old spatula is broken/not fixed. The scene cuts to SpongeBob to a therapist.]''}} | ||
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}} | {{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on. ''[SpongeBob cries once more.]}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff, still crying. Patrick comes up and joins in crying. Switches to an ambulance taking Spatula away, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by | {{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by 1 of the employees]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|OW!}} | ||
{{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}} | {{L|Employee|Uh-uh! No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula! It is very, very expensive.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks another piggy bank]'' Now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[breaks another piggy bank]'' Now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
{{L|''[Repeat SpongeBob's action and the above | {{L|''[Repeat SpongeBob's action and the above 2 lines for 3 more piggy banks]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it]'' Now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[lifts up Gary's shell where there is a big diamond under it]'' Now?}} | ||
{{L|Employee|No.}} | {{L|Employee|No.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress me even more by bringing in more customers and more money in me pocket. ''[laughs and walks away with Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of. Ready to show ‘em, buddy? ''[all the spatulas go into hiding]'' Oh, it's okay. No need to be shy. It's always tough the first day on the job. ''[scene cuts to outside the kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|Wobbles|Uh, can I get | {{L|Wobbles|Uh, can I get 1 Krabby Patty, please?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, I need 1 Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[back in the kitchen]'' 1 Krabby Patty, coming up lickety split. ''[tries to use Le Spatula, but every time he tries to flip the patty, the spatula goes another direction]'' Spat, is there something wrong, pal?}} | ||
{{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | {{L|Le Spatula|I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say, Krabby Patty. I am designed for the up most interesting cuisine. No less!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, but, I thought we were friends.}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]'' Spatula? You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|1 Monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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