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{{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customers|Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | {{L|Customer #2|''[in bathroom]'' Monster Krabby Patty?!}} | ||
{{L|''[A set of | {{L|''[A set of live-action hands drops the Monster Krabby Patty, a huge pile of meat, on the grill]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, dear Neptune.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, dear Neptune.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this! At the count of 3, we flip! Ready? 1, 2, 3! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[puts his spatula under the meat]'' We can do this! At the count of 3, we flip! Ready? 1, 2, 3! ''[attempts to flip, but Spat breaks in half]'' Spat?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries and then throws a tantrum in front of everyone. Then the scene cuts to SpongeBob with a therapist.]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob screams and cries and then throws a tantrum in front of everyone. Then the scene cuts to SpongeBob with a therapist.]''}} | ||
{{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on.}} | {{L|Therapist|Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Go on.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff as Patrick comes up and joins in. Cuts back to the | {{L|''[SpongeBob is on a cliff as Patrick comes up and joins in. Cuts back to the Krusty Krab as an ambulance takes Spat away while we hear Spongebob's crying one last time. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob quietly watch. Spongebob hysterically whimpers in sadness.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we better get back to work.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, we better get back to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Work? How can I go back to work without... without Spat?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Use another spatular.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes are hypno-like]'' What?! There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat! ''[scene cuts to the hospital where SpongeBob is by | {{L|SpongeBob|''[his eyes are red hypno-like]'' What?! There is only ''one'' spatula for me, and that is Spat! Spat, wait up! Spat! ''[runs off to the hospital]'' I'm coming, Spat! ''[scene cuts to the hospital where SpongeBob is by Spat's bed]'' Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with | {{L|''[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with Spat: flipping patties, laying in the sun with it, scratching his back with it, playing ping pong with his it, reaching under the chair for the remote with it, and playing pirates with it.]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}} | {{L|Doctor|There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about a replacement spatula. ''[SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around]'' Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Doctor.}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor researching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | {{L|Doctor|Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor researching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part! ''[gives a sigh of relief]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gives a kiss to Spat and walks out of the hospital]'' Replacement spatula? How can anything ever replace... HEY! Look at that! ''[notices a sign that says "LE SPATULA INSIDE" and a picture of a high-tech spatula is on it]'' ''[Thinks]'' Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleek. What am I talking about? I don't need this. ''[walks off then reappears inside the shop in front of the spatula. Thinks]'' Maybe I do need this. ''[his eyes are shaped as a spatula]'' }} | ||
{{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | {{L|Doctor|''[in SpongeBob's thought bubble]'' I would give serious consideration to... ''[bell gongs]'' a replacement spatula.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees and that means "No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula"]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob slowly reaches for the spatula, but his hand is slapped away by one of the employees and that means "No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula"]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. He got the job done right every time.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I always did like your old spatular. He got the job done right every time.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You're right, Mr. Krabs. The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions. Not by some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find my old spatula.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go to him. Go now, boy! Go before I lose all me customers! ''[starts to cry. The scene cuts to Spat's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Spat? It can't be true. It's too late! ''[sobs]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I, I hate to tell you this...}} | {{L|Doctor|SpongeBob, I, I hate to tell you this...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. He's gone!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[voice breaking]'' I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. ''[sniffles]'' He's gone!}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | {{L|Doctor|Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I'm so sorry. ''[continues sobbing]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where the real Spat | {{L|Doctor|Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. ''[scene pans over to the Infirmary where the real Spat has a white towel around it while it sits in a wheelchair]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps happily]'' Spatula! ''[runs into the infirmary]'' Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! ''[Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]'' Spat, what's wrong? ''[Spat shakes its front like a head as if to say, "Nothing."]'' But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness! I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! ''[begins to burst into tears loudly and rolls. As he is doing this, a clone of himself comes up into the scene]''}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Clone SpongeBob|''[in a monotone voice]'' All that glitters is not gold. ''[lowers out of the scene; as SpongeBob crys loudly, Spat looks over at SpongeBob, then wheels away]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]'' I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices | {{L|SpongeBob|Goodbye, best friend! ''[SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]'' I'll never find another spatula like him again. ''[notices Spat flipping patties by itself]'' Spat? ''[It spots him]'' You're back! ''[SpongeBob jumps for Spat in slow motion, camera cuts to outer space]'' Oh, Spat, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|One Monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | {{L|Squidward|One Monster Krabby Patty. ''[the same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs to the viewers. The camera then goes outside of the Krusty Krab and then reaches its end.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? 1, 2, 3. ''[SpongeBob's arms come off]'' D'oh! ''[laughs to the viewers. The camera then goes outside of the Krusty Krab and then reaches its end.]''}} | ||
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