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Mr. Krabs: Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I surely break out in a rash!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I surely break out in a rash!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look Patrick, eight gold dubloons!}}
SpongeBob: Yippee! I'm rich! Look Patrick, eight gold dubloons!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, I saw it first! Hah! ''[Jumps onto table]'' Mine, mine! Huh?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}}
Mr. Krabs: Wait, I saw it first! Hah! ''(Jumps onto table)'' Mine, mine! Huh?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the dubloons?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real dubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt".}}
SpongeBob: Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.
{{L|Patrick|Based on a real treasure map.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}}
Mr. Krabs: What's this? Where are the dubloons?
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon sweaty.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you finished cleaning the tables?}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]:: ''(laughs)'' There are no real dubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt".
{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables Mr. Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?}}
Patrick:: Based on a real treasure map.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum]'' I already took care of it.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.}}
SpongeBob: Take a break and play around with us.
{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' Five. ''[makes strawberry noise while moving piece. Reads card]'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob turns eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired!}}
Patrick: Yeah! C'mon sweaty.
{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, starting now? ''[puts hat on Patrick's head]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Have you finished cleaning the tables?
{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired!}}
SpongeBob: I cleaned the tables Mr. Krabs!
{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up card and reads it]'' Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. Well, I see Mr. Krabs zipper is undone.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}}
Mr. Krabs: Ay, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. You're turn again Mr. Krabs.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes. One, two.}}
SpongeBob: ''(chewing gum)'' I already took care of it.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure Mr. Krabs!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure. ''[digs and mini plastic treasure chest appears]'' There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.}}
Mr. Krabs: Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}}
 
{{L|Fred|Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one... help! Help! My leg!}}
Patrick: My turn. ''(rolls dice)'' Five. ''(makes strawberry noise while moving piece. Reads card)'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. ''(SpongeBob turns eyes toward Mr. Krabs)'' It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're closed! Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}}
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Six! One, two... I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep.}}
Patrick: But I don't even work here!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns]'' See you tomorrow. ''[walks inside house. Rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[turns light on]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting now? ''(puts hat on Patrick's head)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, it is late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs.}}
Patrick: Boy, would I?!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens door]''}}
Mr. Krabs: ''(takes hat off Patrick's head)'' You're fired!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's awful lad. If the Dutchman hears ya, we'll never get his treasure.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs...}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: My turn. ''(rolls dice)'' One, two, three, four. ''(picks up card and reads it)'' Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. Well, I see Mr. Krabs zipper is undone.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for ya boy.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
Mr. Krabs: ''(gasps)'' Shiver me timbers!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' Eight paces, now that's a good start lad.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr....}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: ''(laughs)'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. You're turn again Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|One, two, three...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling]'' MR. KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED! Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}}
Mr. Krabs: ''(rolls dice)'' Ooh, fish eyes. One, two.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's...right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? On this treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. ''[morning arrives]'' Avas! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}}
SpongeBob: ''(picks up card and reads it)'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure Mr. Krabs!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It's Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Pirates?}}
Mr. Krabs: Treasure. ''(digs and mini plastic treasure chest appears)'' There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}}
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, ay, ay. Relay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. ''[throws them a bag of pirate stuff]'' Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}}
Fred: Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one... help! Help! My leg!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel more like pirates?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[falls on plank]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Can't you see we're closed! Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!
{{L|Patrick|I'm Blind Beard the Pirate. ''[falls on SpongeBob]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]: Hooray!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! ''[sailing underwater]'' Keep a sharp lookout. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Really? Can we see the map?}}
Mr. Krabs: Six! One, two... I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then.}}
SpongeBob: I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie...oops. ''[laughs]'' I mean...arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[eyes widen]'' Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}}
Mr. Krabs: Oh, you can't walk out on me now.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say... ''[crash]'' land.}}
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''(yawns)'' See you tomorrow. ''(walks inside house. Rattling noises heard)'' Huh? Who's there? ''(turns light on)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|ARRGH! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater captain.}}
Mr. Krabs: C'mon, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it boys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off]'' Which way captain?}}
[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]: Mr. Krabs, it is late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Answer Patrick. Which was is east?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Uhh...let's see, uhh... ''[points]'' that way captain!}}
Mr. Krabs: Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Suppose to be right here! 10,000 paces east.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! East? I thought you said "weest"!}}
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''(opens door)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you reading lad?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}}
Mr. Krabs: That's awful lad. If the Dutchman hears ya, we'll never get his treasure.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. 9,551...9,552...}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}}
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs...
{{L|Patrick|And hungry.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. So this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his compass, but by the sides of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty and his crew. And without a crew, what am I captain of? Just a bunch of sand! ''[cries]''}}
Mr. Krabs: I'll roll for ya boy.
{{L|Patrick|Don't cry Captain Krabs.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry]''}}
SpongeBob: But, Mr...
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}}
Mr. Krabs: ''(rolls dice)'' Eight paces, now that's a good start lad.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew I could count on you boys. One for all!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|And all for one! ''[laying on ground at night outside tent]''}}
SpongeBob: But, Mr....
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.}}
Mr. Krabs: One, two, three...
{{L|SpongeBob|But we've only been gone a few hours.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I know. ''[laughs. SpongeBob moves away]''}}
SpongeBob: ''(yelling)'' '''MR. KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED!''' Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Captain Krabs?}}
Mr. Krabs: A game. That's...right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? On this treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. ''(morning arrives)'' Avas! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}}
SpongeBob: Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|SpongeBob|Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Yeah...}}
Mr. Krabs: It's Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Nothing.}}
SpongeBob: Pirates?
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not suppose to look at the map. ''[Patrick poking the map]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that is there?}}
Mr. Krabs: Ay! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
{{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[Both poking map. Map opens]'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[Both laugh. Eyes enlarge and search the map]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''[Eyes go back in]''}}
SpongeBob and Patrick: Treasure? ''(dancing around)'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}}
Mr. Krabs: Ay, ay, ay. Relay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. ''(throws them a bag of pirate stuff)'' Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.
{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}}
SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Do you think this is a problem?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Aah! Mr. Krabs!}}
Mr. Krabs: Now, don't you feel more like pirates?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Sneaking peeks at me treasure?}}
 
{{L|Patrick|We're sorry.}}
SpongeBob: Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''(falls on plank)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!}}
Patrick: I'm Blind Beard the Pirate. ''(falls on SpongeBob)''
{{L|Patrick|I think that.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!}}
SpongeBob: Ow.
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X".}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}}
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh! ''(sailing underwater)'' Keep a sharp lookout. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waiting for lads? Dig! Dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}}
SpongeBob: Really? Can we see the map?
{{L|SpongeBob|We got it Captain Krabs.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me lads. Heave! ''[Brings treasure up]''}}
Mr. Krabs: Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We finally found it.}}
 
{{L|Lady Over voice|The Dutchman's Treasure!}}
SpongeBob: Okie dokie, then.
{{L|All|Wow!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you going to do with your share, Patrick?}}
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"
{{L|Patrick|I don’t know. How are you going to spend your share, SpongeBob?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not getting any of my treasure!}}
SpongeBob: Okie...oops. ''(laughs)'' I mean...arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''(eyes widen)'' Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...
{{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So we deserve a share!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!}}
Mr. Krabs: Out with it man, arrgh!
{{L|SpongeBob|What about loyalty?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
Patrick: I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...'' (crash)'' land.
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
Mr. Krabs: ARRGH! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
SpongeBob: The whole ship is underwater captain.
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}}
 
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flying Dutchman.}}
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it boys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}}
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''(Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off)'' Which way captain?
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flying Dutchman. Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}}
Mr. Krabs: Answer Patrick. Which was is east?
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|And one for all. ''[Lightning]''}}
 
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who duh up the Dutchman's treasure?}}
Patrick: Uhh...let's see, uhh... ''(points)'' that way captain!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shoves chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick]'' They did!}}
 
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Arrgh! So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!}}
Mr. Krabs: 9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Suppose to be right here! 10,000 paces east.
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Uh-huh!}}
 
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's an reward for the two of ya's.}}
Patrick: Ooh! East? I thought you said "weest"!
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow!}}
 
{{L|Lady Over voice|Two Gold Dubloons!}}
Mr. Krabs: Weast? What kind of compass you reading lad?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I'm captain of this crew. Where's my reward?}}
 
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. ''[Flicks something to Mr. Krabs]''}}
Patrick: This one, sir.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest.}}
 
{{L|Lady Over voice|Plastic!}}
Mr. Krabs: That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. 9,551...9,552...
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Ay, but it's based on a real treasure chest. ''[laughs]''}}
 
{{L|Patrick|Gee Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.}}
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, we're tired.
 
Patrick: And hungry.
 
Mr. Krabs: Ooh. So this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his compass, but by the sides of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty and his crew. And without a crew, what am I captain of? Just a bunch of sand! ''(cries)''
 
Patrick: Don't cry Captain Krabs.
 
SpongeBob: Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''(both cry)''
 
Mr. Krabs: You'll stay with me then?
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
 
Mr. Krabs: I knew I could count on you boys. One for all!
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: And all for one! ''(laying on ground at night outside tent)''
 
SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.
 
Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
 
SpongeBob: But we've only been gone a few hours.
 
Patrick: I know. ''(laughs. SpongeBob moves away)''
 
SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: Captain Krabs?
 
SpongeBob: He's not here.
 
Patrick: Look! The treasure map.
 
SpongeBob: Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
 
Patrick: Yeah...
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are you doing?
 
Patrick: Nothing.
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're not suppose to look at the map. ''(Patrick poking the map)''
 
Patrick: I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that is there?
 
SpongeBob: No, guess there isn't. ''(Both poking map. Map opens)'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''(Both laugh. Eyes enlarge and search the map)''
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: The map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''(Eyes go back in)''
 
Patrick: SpongeBob?
 
SpongeBob: Yeah?
 
Patrick: Did you notice something familiar about this map?
 
SpongeBob: You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
 
Mr. Krabs: Do you think this is a problem?
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: Aah! Mr. Krabs!
 
Mr. Krabs: Sneaking peeks at me treasure?
 
Patrick: We're sorry.
 
Mr. Krabs: That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
 
SpongeBob: Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!
 
Patrick: I think that.
 
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!
 
SpongeBob: ''(gasps)'' Look! It's the "X".
 
Mr. Krabs: ''(eyes go into "X" like symbol)'' "X" marks the spot!
 
SpongeBob: Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.
 
Mr. Krabs: Well, what are you waiting for lads? Dig! Dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
 
SpongeBob: We got it Captain Krabs.
 
Mr. Krabs: Ha, ha. Hand it up to me lads. Heave! ''(Brings treasure up)''
 
Mr. Krabs: We finally found it.
 
Lady Over voice: The Dutchman's Treasure!
 
All: Wow!
 
SpongeBob: What are you going to do with your share, Patrick?
 
Patrick: I don’t know. How are you going to spend your share, SpongeBob?
 
Mr. Krabs: What shares? You're not getting any of my treasure!
 
SpongeBob: We found it together. So we deserve a share!
 
Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
 
SpongeBob: What about loyalty?
 
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
 
SpongeBob: And one for all.
 
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
 
SpongeBob: And one for all.
 
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
 
SpongeBob: And one for all.
 
Flying Dutchman: ''(sleeping)'' I'm the Flying Dutchman.
 
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
 
SpongeBob: And one for all.
 
Flying Dutchman: (sleeping) I'm the Flying Dutchman. Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep.
 
Mr. Krabs: All for one.
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: And one for all. ''(Lightning)''
 
Flying Dutchman: Who duh up the Dutchman's treasure?
 
Mr. Krabs: ''(shoves chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick)'' They did!
 
Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!
 
SpongeBob and Patrick: Uh-huh!
 
Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's an reward for the two of ya's.
 
SpongeBob: Wow!
 
Lady Over voice: Two Gold Dubloons!
 
Mr. Krabs: Wait! I'm captain of this crew. Where's my reward?
 
Flying Dutchman: Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. ''(Flicks something to Mr. Krabs)''
 
Mr. Krabs: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest.
 
Lady Over voice: Plastic!
 
Flying Dutchman: Ay, but it's based on a real treasure chest. ''(laughs)''
 
Patrick: Gee Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.
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