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Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh! Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I surely break out in a rash!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look Patrick, eight gold dubloons!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait, I saw it first! Hah! ''[Jumps onto table]'' Mine, mine! Huh?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the dubloons?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real dubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt".}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|Based on a real treasure map.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon sweaty.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you finished cleaning the tables?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables Mr. Krabs!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside?}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum]'' I already took care of it.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha ha ha. All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' Five. ''[makes strawberry noise while moving piece. Reads card]'' One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig! Hmmm. ''[SpongeBob turns eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for you, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired!}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, starting now? ''[puts hat on Patrick's head]''}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls dice]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up card and reads it]'' Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way. Well, I see Mr. Krabs zipper is undone.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. I'm almost to the treasure. You're turn again Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes. One, two.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' You are a real pirate. Go straight to the "X" that marks the spot. You get to dig for treasure Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure. ''[digs and mini plastic treasure chest appears]'' There it is! It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! Gold, gold, gold. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one... help! Help! My leg!}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're closed! Ready for another round? This is my kind of game!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Hooray!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Six! One, two... I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really got to get some sleep.}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns]'' See you tomorrow. ''[walks inside house. Rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[turns light on]''}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, it is late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs.}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens door]''}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's awful lad. If the Dutchman hears ya, we'll never get his treasure.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs...}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for ya boy.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls dice]'' Eight paces, now that's a good start lad.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr....}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|One, two, three...}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling]'' MR. KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED! Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's...right. Of course it is, my mistake. I guess I got a little carried away, eh? On this treasure we're dealing here. Sorry, for disturbing ya, lad. ''[morning arrives]'' Avas! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|It's Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pirates?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, ay, ay. Relay that skipping. Pirates don't skip. ''[throws them a bag of pirate stuff]'' Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}} | |||
Fred | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel more like pirates?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[falls on plank]''}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Patrick|I'm Blind Beard the Pirate. ''[falls on SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! ''[sailing underwater]'' Keep a sharp lookout. According to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Really? Can we see the map?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okie...oops. ''[laughs]'' I mean...arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[eyes widen]'' Captain, we're about to hit...uhh...I mean...arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say... ''[crash]'' land.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|ARRGH! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater captain.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot. This is it boys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. 10,000 paces east.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off]'' Which way captain?}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Answer Patrick. Which was is east?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Uhh...let's see, uhh... ''[points]'' that way captain!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! Where's the "X"? Suppose to be right here! 10,000 paces east.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Ooh! East? I thought you said "weest"!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you reading lad?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's west, Patrick. You're fired again. 9,551...9,552...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Patrick|And hungry.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooh. So this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee-bit hungry, and you want to shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. A pirate is not judged by the notches in his compass, but by the sides of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty and his crew. And without a crew, what am I captain of? Just a bunch of sand! ''[cries]''}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Patrick|Don't cry Captain Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry]''}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew I could count on you boys. One for all!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|And all for one! ''[laying on ground at night outside tent]''}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|But we've only been gone a few hours.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I know. ''[laughs. SpongeBob moves away]''}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Captain Krabs?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah...}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Nothing.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not suppose to look at the map. ''[Patrick poking the map]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm touching. There's no rule against that is there?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[Both poking map. Map opens]'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[Both laugh. Eyes enlarge and search the map]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, gotta see it, gotta look at it. ''[Eyes go back in]''}} | |||
SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Do you think this is a problem?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Aah! Mr. Krabs!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Sneaking peeks at me treasure?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|We're sorry.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Patrick|I think that.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna throw you overboard for saying that!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X".}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waiting for lads? Dig! Dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|We got it Captain Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me lads. Heave! ''[Brings treasure up]''}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|We finally found it.}} | ||
{{L|Lady Over voice|The Dutchman's Treasure!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|All|Wow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you going to do with your share, Patrick?}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Patrick|I don’t know. How are you going to spend your share, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not getting any of my treasure!}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So we deserve a share!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|What about loyalty?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flying Dutchman.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And one for all.}} | |||
SpongeBob | {{L|Flying Dutchman|''[sleeping]'' I'm the Flying Dutchman. Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm trying to get some sleep.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|All for one.}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|And one for all. ''[Lightning]''}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Who duh up the Dutchman's treasure?}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[shoves chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick]'' They did!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Arrgh! So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Uh-huh!}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's an reward for the two of ya's.}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow!}} | ||
{{L|Lady Over voice|Two Gold Dubloons!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I'm captain of this crew. Where's my reward?}} | ||
{{L|Flying Dutchman|Hmmm, I guess you're right. A little something for your trouble. ''[Flicks something to Mr. Krabs]''}} | |||
Patrick | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold. Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest.}} | ||
{{L|Lady Over voice|Plastic!}} | |||
Mr. Krabs | {{L|Flying Dutchman|Ay, but it's based on a real treasure chest. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Gee Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.}} | |||
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