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{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! ''[Patrick gasps in joy]'' Eight gold doubloons!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! ''[Patrick gasps in joy]'' Eight gold doubloons!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' Five. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" ''[starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs] | {{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' Five. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" ''[starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice and moves the piece]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." ''[leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree] | {{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice and moves the piece]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." ''[leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree]}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|[gives Mr. Krabs the dice]'' Your turn, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice and moves the piece in front of SpongeBob's eyes]'' One, two.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." ''[points at the 'X']'' You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." ''[points at the 'X']'' You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure... ''[SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board]'' There it is. ''[getting more excited]'' It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! ''[picks up the tiny chest]'' Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure... ''[SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board]'' There it is. ''[getting more excited]'' It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! ''[picks up the tiny chest]'' Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. ''[rings bell as SpongeBob wakes up]'' Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. ''[rings bell again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. ''[rings bell as SpongeBob wakes up]'' Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. ''[rings bell again]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, | {{L|SpongeBob|Aw, you got to be kidding me. ''[gets out of bed and looks out the window]'' I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's ''Captain'' Krabs to you, ''[shows a real pirate ship]'' and this is '' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's ''Captain'' Krabs to you, ''[shows a real pirate ship]'' and this is ''not a game''. We're gonna be pirates.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excited]'' Pirates?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[excited]'' Pirates?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye! How'd you like to go on a ''real'' treasure hunt, with a ''real'' treasure map?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye! How'd you like to go on a ''real'' treasure hunt, with a ''real'' treasure map?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house]'' Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house]'' Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene wipes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick on the ship in midair. Patrick rows the ship in reverse.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene wipes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick on the ship in midair. Patrick rows the ship in reverse.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[reads the map]'' Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[reads the map]'' Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is it, | {{L|Mr. Krabs|This is it, guys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. ''[the seaweed actually has three leaves]'' 20 paces east.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off, leaving with two as he mentioned earlier]'' Which way, cap'n?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off, leaving with two as he mentioned earlier]'' Which way, cap'n?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ensign Patrick, which way is east?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ensign Patrick, which way is east?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uhh... let's see, uhh... ''[examines the compass needle, which shakily points north. He points what is presumably the wrong direction.]'' That way, captain!}} | {{L|Patrick|Uhh... let's see, uhh... ''[examines the compass needle, which shakily points north. He points what is presumably the wrong direction.]'' That way, captain!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew I could count on you | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew I could count on you guys. ''[shows his claw]'' Fun for all!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[place their hands on top of Mr. Krabs's claw]'' And all for | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[place their hands on top of Mr. Krabs's claw]'' And all for fun!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to nighttime as SpongeBob and Patrick sleep outside the tent, shivering.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to nighttime as SpongeBob and Patrick sleep outside the tent, shivering.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his w-warm, dry tent.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his w-warm, dry tent.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't | {{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't seen Linda for weeks.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[entering the tent]'' Captain Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[entering the tent]'' Captain Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}} | {{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, the map, I gotta see it, I gotta look at it. ''[their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, the map, I gotta see it, I gotta look at it. ''[their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} | {{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick both | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick both realize that the "X" symbol is underneath them.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X."}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X."}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waitin' for, | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waitin' for, guys? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging]'' Dig! Dig! ''[the scene fades to minutes later]'' Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hand it up to me, guys. ''[brings the treasure up]'' We finally found it. ''[opens up the treasure chest]''}} | ||
{{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}} | {{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know. | {{L|Patrick|I don't know. What are you gonna do with your share, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not gettin' any of ''my'' treasure!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not gettin' any of ''my'' treasure!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So ''we'' deserve a share!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So ''we'' deserve a share!}} |
Revision as of 05:56, 31 March 2025
This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Arrgh!" from season 1, which aired on March 15, 2000.
- SpongeBob: Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! [Patrick gasps in joy] Eight gold doubloons!
- Patrick: My turn. [rolls the dice] Five. [makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card] "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" [starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]
- SpongeBob: My turn. [rolls the dice and moves the piece] One, two, three, four. [picks up the card and reads it] "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." [leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree]
- SpongeBob: [gives Mr. Krabs the dice] Your turn, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: [rolls the dice and moves the piece in front of SpongeBob's eyes] One, two.
- SpongeBob: [picks up card and reads it] "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." [points at the 'X'] You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: Treasure... [SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board] There it is. [getting more excited] It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! [picks up the tiny chest] Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! [starts sweating profusely]
- SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
- Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] Avast! Pineapple, ho. [rings bell as SpongeBob wakes up] Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. [rings bell again]
- SpongeBob: Aw, you got to be kidding me. [gets out of bed and looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: That's Captain Krabs to you, [shows a real pirate ship] and this is not a game. We're gonna be pirates.
- SpongeBob: [excited] Pirates?
- Mr. Krabs: Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
- [The scene wipes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick on the ship in midair. Patrick rows the ship in reverse.]
- Mr. Krabs: [reads the map] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
- [Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]
- Mr. Krabs: This is it, guys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. [the seaweed actually has three leaves] 20 paces east.
- SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off, leaving with two as he mentioned earlier] Which way, cap'n?
- Mr. Krabs: Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
- Patrick: Uhh... let's see, uhh... [examines the compass needle, which shakily points north. He points what is presumably the wrong direction.] That way, captain!
- Mr. Krabs: You'll stay with me then?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
- Mr. Krabs: I knew I could count on you guys. [shows his claw] Fun for all!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [place their hands on top of Mr. Krabs's claw] And all for fun!
- [Bubble transition to nighttime as SpongeBob and Patrick sleep outside the tent, shivering.]
- SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his w-warm, dry tent.
- Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't seen Linda for weeks.
- SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [entering the tent] Captain Krabs?
- SpongeBob: He's not here.
- Patrick: Look! The treasure map.
- SpongeBob: Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. [both giggle. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]
- SpongeBob and Patrick: The map, the map, the map, I gotta see it, I gotta look at it. [their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black]
- Patrick: SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob: Yeah?
- Patrick: Did you notice something familiar about this map?
- SpongeBob: You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
- [SpongeBob and Patrick both realize that the "X" symbol is underneath them.]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Look! It's the "X."
- Mr. Krabs: [eyes go into "X" like symbol] "X" marks the spot!
- SpongeBob: Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, what are you waitin' for, guys? [SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging] Dig! Dig! [the scene fades to minutes later] Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
- SpongeBob: We got it, Captain Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Hand it up to me, guys. [brings the treasure up] We finally found it. [opens up the treasure chest]
- Female Chorus: The Dutchman's Treasure!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!
- SpongeBob: What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?
- Patrick: I don't know. What are you gonna do with your share, SpongeBob?
- Mr. Krabs: What shares? You're not gettin' any of my treasure!
- SpongeBob: We found it together. So we deserve a share!
- Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
- SpongeBob: What about loyalty?
- [All three are now fighting over the treasure chest.]
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin' Dutchman.
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob: And one for all.
- Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin' Dutchman. [wakes up] Who dares wake the Flyin' Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm tryna get some sleep. [noticing them fighting over the treasure chest] Huh?
- Mr. Krabs: All for one.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: One for all. [lightning strikes]
- Flying Dutchman: Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
- Mr. Krabs: [shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick] They did!
- Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! [picks up the treasure chest] So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: [hugging each other in fear] Uh-huh!
- Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's a reward for the two of ya's.
- [The Flying Dutchman gives them two gold doubloons.]
- SpongeBob: Wow!
- Female Chorus: Two gold doubloons!
- [SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]
- Mr. Krabs: Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?
- Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you're right. A little somethin' for your trouble. [flicks something to Mr. Krabs]
- Mr. Krabs: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! [a tiny plastic treasure chest] Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!
- Female Chorus: Plastic!
- Flying Dutchman: Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. [laughs]
- Patrick: Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin' all sweaty again.
- [The Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes, ending the episode.]