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{{L|''[The episode opens with Mr. Krabs, not shown, peeking with a telescope outside the Krusty Krab, looking for the customers.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[looks around]'' Where could they be? They should've been here hours ago! Arrgh. ''[a paper blows away]'' Not a customer in sight. If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash! ''[hears SpongeBob cheering]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! ''[Patrick gasps in joy]'' Eight gold doubloons!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! ''[Patrick gasps in joy]'' Eight gold doubloons!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wait! I saw it first! Hyah! ''[jumps onto the gameboard on the table and sweats]'' Mine, mine! ''[gets confused]'' Huh?!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What's this? Where are the doubloons?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs! It's a game: "The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt." ''[the camera pans to the gaming board]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Based on a ''[camera zooms at the packaging of the game he's holding]'' real treasure map.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Take a break and play around with us.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Yeah! C'mon, sweaty.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Have you finished cleanin' the tables?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding one of the tables]'' Aye, but did you scrape all the gum off the underside? ''[the table is squeaky clean]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[chewing gum along with Patrick]'' I already took care of it. ''[Patrick makes a bubble out of gum and pops it right away]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[chuckles]'' All right, lads. Looks like you've shanghaied me. ''[sits down and joins the game]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' Five. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" ''[starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]'' It's off to jail for ''you'', Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Patrick|My turn. ''[rolls the dice]'' Five. ''[makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card]'' "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" ''[starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Patrick, you're fired.}}
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{{L|Patrick|But I don't even work here!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Would you like a job, startin' now? ''[puts a Krusty Krab employee hat on Patrick's head]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Boy, would I?!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the hat off Patrick's head]'' You're fired.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice and moves the piece]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." ''[leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree]'' Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|My turn. ''[rolls the dice and moves the piece]'' One, two, three, four. ''[picks up the card and reads it]'' "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." ''[leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree]}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Shiver me timbers!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Just kidding, Mr. Krabs. ''[now off-screen]'' I'm almost to the treasure. ''[gives Mr. Krabs the dice]'' Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|[gives Mr. Krabs the dice]'' Your turn, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' Ooh, fish eyes! ''[moving the piece in front of SpongeBob's eyes]'' One, two.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice and moves the piece in front of SpongeBob's eyes]'' One, two.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." ''[points at the 'X']'' You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[picks up card and reads it]'' "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." ''[points at the 'X']'' You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure... ''[SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board]'' There it is. ''[getting more excited]'' It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! ''[picks up the tiny chest]'' Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Treasure... ''[SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board]'' There it is. ''[getting more excited]'' It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! ''[picks up the tiny chest]'' Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! ''[starts sweating profusely]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.}}
{{L|Fred|''[walks into the Krusty Krab]'' Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one-- ''[Mr. Krabs picks him up, holds him over his head and heads for the door]'' Help! Help! ''[Mr. Krabs throws him out the door]'' My leg!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you see we're closed?! ''[rushes back to the game table]'' Ready for another round? This is my kind of game! ''[cut to the exterior of The Krusty Krab]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Hooray!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Six! One, two... I win again! Oh, that's seventeen times in a row. ''[scene changes from day to night. SpongeBob and Patrick look tired; Patrick is even asleep on the table]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[in a very tired voice, Patrick is snoring, Mr. Krabs is rolling the dice again]'' I think we oughta call it a night, Mr. Krabs. I really gotta get some sleep.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, you can't walk out on me now.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. ''[yawns, then slings Patrick over his shoulder and carries him out]'' See you tomorrow...}}
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{{L|''[The scene wipes to a tired SpongeBob, after taking Patrick home, walking to the front door of his house.]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens door, rattling noises heard]'' Huh? Who's there? ''[notices Mr. Krabs playing the treasure game, turns light on]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Come on, SpongeBob. One more game. I can smell the treasure.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[pushes Mr. Krabs outside]'' Mr. Krabs, it's late. Go to bed! Good night, Mr. Krabs. ''[slams the door, but Mr. Krabs is inside the house once again]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Wind is perfect, the tide is right. Let's hunt for treasure.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, you gotta... ''[opens the door, and Mr. Krabs is now outside]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Tread softly, lad. If the Dutchman hears you, we'll never get his treasure.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll roll for you, boy.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[rolls the dice]'' 8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|One, two, three...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[yelling in frustration]'' Mr. Krabs! I wanna go to bed! ''[pauses]'' Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. ''[picks up the game board and folds it in half]'' I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin' with here. Sorry, for disturbin' ya, lad.}}
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{{L|''[Mr. Krabs walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door. Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up. SpongeBob is still snoring.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. ''[rings bell as SpongeBob wakes up]'' Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. ''[rings bell again]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[off-screen]'' Avast! Pineapple, ho. ''[rings bell as SpongeBob wakes up]'' Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. ''[rings bell again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, go home already. ''[gets out of bed and looks out the window]'' I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aw, you got to be kidding me. ''[gets out of bed and looks out the window]'' I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's ''Captain'' Krabs to you, ''[shows a real pirate ship]'' and this is ''no game''. We're gonna be pirates.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's ''Captain'' Krabs to you, ''[shows a real pirate ship]'' and this is ''not a game''. We're gonna be pirates.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excited]'' Pirates?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[excited]'' Pirates?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye! How'd you like to go on a ''real'' treasure hunt, with a ''real'' treasure map?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Aye! How'd you like to go on a ''real'' treasure hunt, with a ''real'' treasure map?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house]'' Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house]'' Treasure? ''[dancing around]'' We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skippin'. Pirates don't skip. ''[throws them a bag of pirate stuff]'' Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now, don't you feel ''more'' like pirates?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks towards the plank using two peg legs]'' Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! ''[loses his balance and falls on the plank]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes]'' I'm Blindbeard the Pirate. ''[falls on SpongeBob]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Ow.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh!}}
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{{L|''[The scene wipes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick on the ship in midair. Patrick rows the ship in reverse.]''}}
{{L|''[The scene wipes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick on the ship in midair. Patrick rows the ship in reverse.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[reads the map]'' Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[reads the map]'' Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Really? Can we see the map?}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okie dokie, then. ''[salutes]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "''arrgh''!"}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh. Okie... oops. ''[laughs while a jellyfish flies by him]'' I mean... ''[standing up]'' arrgh! Captain Krabs. ''[as he looks backwards, his eyes widen as a giant rock is nearby]'' Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... arrgh, Capt., arrgh, we're, arrgh, about, arrgh, to hit, arrgh...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Out with it man, arrgh!}}
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{{L|Patrick|I, arrgh, think, arrgh, he's trying, arrgh, to say...! ''[crashes into the rock]'' land...}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr. SquarePants?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|The whole ship is underwater, captain.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Arrgh, we're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.}}
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{{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is it, boys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. ''[the seaweed actually has three leaves]'' 10,000 paces east.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|This is it, guys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. ''[the seaweed actually has three leaves]'' 20 paces east.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off, leaving with two as he mentioned earlier]'' Which way, cap'n?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... ''[Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off, leaving with two as he mentioned earlier]'' Which way, cap'n?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ensign Patrick, which way is east?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ensign Patrick, which way is east?}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh... let's see, uhh... ''[examines the compass needle, which shakily points north. He points what is presumably the wrong direction.]'' That way, captain!}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh... let's see, uhh... ''[examines the compass needle, which shakily points north. He points what is presumably the wrong direction.]'' That way, captain!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the crew walking the final few steps.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|9,997... 9,998... 9,999... 10,000! ''[no "X" is present]'' Where's the "X"? Supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces ''east''.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ooh! East? I thought you said "weast"!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Weast? What kind of compass you readin', lad?}}
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{{L|Patrick|This one, sir.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[examines the compass]'' That's west, Patrick. You're fired again.}}
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{{L|''[The scene fades to the crew walking again in the opposite direction, which they should've done in the first place thanks to Patrick's misreading.]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|9,551... 9,552...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs, we're tired.}}
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{{L|Patrick|And hungry.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, so this is my crew. You get a little tired, and a wee bit hungry, and ''you'' wanna shove off for home. Arrgh! That sickens me. ''[holds a wooden cutlass]'' A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass, or the size of his booty. A pirate is judged by the loyalty ''[his eyes fill up with tears]'' of his crew. And without a loyal crew... ''[one of SpongeBob's eyes fill up with tears also]'' what am I captain of? Just a... bunch of sand! ''[cries]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Don't cry, Captain Krabs.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[sniffles and crying]'' Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew. ''[both cry too]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You'll stay with me then?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew I could count on you boys. ''[shows his claw]'' One for all!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I knew I could count on you guys. ''[shows his claw]'' Fun for all!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[place their hands on top of Mr. Krabs's claw]'' And all for one!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[place their hands on top of Mr. Krabs's claw]'' And all for fun!}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to nighttime as SpongeBob and Patrick sleep outside the tent, shivering.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to nighttime as SpongeBob and Patrick sleep outside the tent, shivering.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his w-warm, dry tent.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his w-warm, dry tent.}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm so loyal, I haven't seen Linda for weeks.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But we've only been out for a few hours.}}
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{{L|Patrick|I know. ''[chuckles. SpongeBob moves away]''}}
{{L||''[SpongeBob moves away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[entering the tent]'' Captain Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[entering the tent]'' Captain Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's not here.}}
{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}}
{{L|Patrick|Look! The treasure map.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Only the ''captain'' can look at the map, Patrick.}}
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{{L|Patrick|''[walks toward the map]'' Yeah...}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Nothing.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you're not supposed to look at the map. ''[Patrick pokes at the map]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I'm not looking, I'm ''touching''. There's no rule against that, is there?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, guess there isn't. ''[both poking the map, until it opens]'' Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[both giggle. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. ''[both giggle. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, the map, I gotta see it, I gotta look at it. ''[their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The map, the map, the map, I gotta see it, I gotta look at it. ''[their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black]''}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob?}}
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{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}}
{{L|Patrick|Did you notice something familiar about this map?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[appearing right behind them and angry]'' Do you think ''this'' is a problem?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[scream]'' Mr. Krabs!}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, sneakin' peeks at me treasure map?}}
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{{L|Patrick|We're sorry.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's mutiny on my ship. So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Not at all, Captain Krabs. We don't think that at all!}}
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{{L|Patrick|I think that.}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna throw ya overboard for sayin' that!}}
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{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick both kneel and beg for mercy, before realizing that the "X" symbol is underneath them.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick both realize that the "X" symbol is underneath them.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X."}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Look! It's the "X."}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[eyes go into "X" like symbol]'' "X" marks the spot!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waitin' for, lads? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging]'' Dig! Dig! ''[the scene fades to minutes later]'' Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, what are you waitin' for, guys? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging]'' Dig! Dig! ''[the scene fades to minutes later]'' Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We got it, Captain Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ha, ha. Hand it up to me, lads. Heave! ''[brings the treasure up]'' We finally found it. ''[opens up the treasure chest]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hand it up to me, guys. ''[brings the treasure up]'' We finally found it. ''[opens up the treasure chest]''}}
{{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}}
{{L|Female Chorus|The Dutchman's Treasure!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow!}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Wow!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know. How are you gonna spend your share, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don't know. What are you gonna do with your share, SpongeBob?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not gettin' any of ''my'' treasure!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What shares? You're not gettin' any of ''my'' treasure!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So ''we'' deserve a share!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We found it together. So ''we'' deserve a share!}}

Revision as of 05:56, 31 March 2025

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Arrgh!" from season 1, which aired on March 15, 2000.

  • SpongeBob: Yippee! I'm rich! Look, Patrick! [Patrick gasps in joy] Eight gold doubloons!
  • Patrick: My turn. [rolls the dice] Five. [makes a raspberry noise while moving piece, then reads a card] "One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate! Send him to the brig!" [starts to think, SpongeBob turns his eyes toward Mr. Krabs]
  • SpongeBob: My turn. [rolls the dice and moves the piece] One, two, three, four. [picks up the card and reads it] "Look for the Deacon's Goose thru the fork in the old tree and head that way." [leans slightly to look through the hole in the green tree]
  • SpongeBob: [gives Mr. Krabs the dice] Your turn, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: [rolls the dice and moves the piece in front of SpongeBob's eyes] One, two.
  • SpongeBob: [picks up card and reads it] "You are a real pirate. Go straight to the 'X' that marks the spot." [points at the 'X'] You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs!
  • Mr. Krabs: Treasure... [SpongeBob gives him a small toy shovel and digs a hole with it to reveal a mini plastic treasure chest in the middle of the board] There it is. [getting more excited] It's the Flying Dutchman's Treasure! [picks up the tiny chest] Gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! [starts sweating profusely]
  • SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
  • Mr. Krabs: [off-screen] Avast! Pineapple, ho. [rings bell as SpongeBob wakes up] Heave two, and prepare to be boarded. [rings bell again]
  • SpongeBob: Aw, you got to be kidding me. [gets out of bed and looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: That's Captain Krabs to you, [shows a real pirate ship] and this is not a game. We're gonna be pirates.
  • SpongeBob: [excited] Pirates?
  • Mr. Krabs: Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!
  • [The scene wipes to Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Patrick on the ship in midair. Patrick rows the ship in reverse.]
  • Mr. Krabs: [reads the map] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.
  • [Bubble transition to the crew approaching a seaweed plant.]
  • Mr. Krabs: This is it, guys, from the seaweed with two leaves on it. [the seaweed actually has three leaves] 20 paces east.
  • SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has... [Mr. Krabs pulls a leaf off, leaving with two as he mentioned earlier] Which way, cap'n?
  • Mr. Krabs: Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
  • Patrick: Uhh... let's see, uhh... [examines the compass needle, which shakily points north. He points what is presumably the wrong direction.] That way, captain!
  • Mr. Krabs: You'll stay with me then?
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
  • Mr. Krabs: I knew I could count on you guys. [shows his claw] Fun for all!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [place their hands on top of Mr. Krabs's claw] And all for fun!
  • [Bubble transition to nighttime as SpongeBob and Patrick sleep outside the tent, shivering.]
  • SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his w-warm, dry tent.
  • Patrick: I'm so loyal, I haven't seen Linda for weeks.
  • SpongeBob: I'm so loyal, I don't wanna sleep till we find the treasure. Let's go see if the captain will go now!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [entering the tent] Captain Krabs?
  • SpongeBob: He's not here.
  • Patrick: Look! The treasure map.
  • SpongeBob: Oops! Patrick, it opened by itself. [both giggle. Their eyes enlarge and search the map]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: The map, the map, the map, I gotta see it, I gotta look at it. [their eyes freeze for a second and then pop back in their heads; their eyes become black]
  • Patrick: SpongeBob?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah?
  • Patrick: Did you notice something familiar about this map?
  • SpongeBob: You mean, like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick both realize that the "X" symbol is underneath them.]
  • SpongeBob: [gasps] Look! It's the "X."
  • Mr. Krabs: [eyes go into "X" like symbol] "X" marks the spot!
  • SpongeBob: Wow! That game really is based on a real treasure map.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, what are you waitin' for, guys? [SpongeBob and Patrick both start digging] Dig! Dig! [the scene fades to minutes later] Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
  • SpongeBob: We got it, Captain Krabs.
  • Mr. Krabs: Hand it up to me, guys. [brings the treasure up] We finally found it. [opens up the treasure chest]
  • Female Chorus: The Dutchman's Treasure!
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Wow!
  • SpongeBob: What are you gonna do with your share, Patrick?
  • Patrick: I don't know. What are you gonna do with your share, SpongeBob?
  • Mr. Krabs: What shares? You're not gettin' any of my treasure!
  • SpongeBob: We found it together. So we deserve a share!
  • Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm the captain. And I say it's mine!
  • SpongeBob: What about loyalty?
  • [All three are now fighting over the treasure chest.]
  • Mr. Krabs: All for one.
  • SpongeBob: And one for all.
  • Mr. Krabs: All for one.
  • SpongeBob: And one for all.
  • Mr. Krabs: All for one.
  • SpongeBob: And one for all.
  • Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin' Dutchman.
  • Mr. Krabs: All for one.
  • SpongeBob: And one for all.
  • Flying Dutchman: [sleeping] I'm the Flyin' Dutchman. [wakes up] Who dares wake the Flyin' Dutchman? Keep it down will ya? I'm tryna get some sleep. [noticing them fighting over the treasure chest] Huh?
  • Mr. Krabs: All for one.
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: One for all. [lightning strikes]
  • Flying Dutchman: Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
  • Mr. Krabs: [shoves the chest toward SpongeBob and Patrick] They did!
  • Flying Dutchman: Arrgh! [picks up the treasure chest] So you two scallywags dug up me treasure?
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: [hugging each other in fear] Uh-huh!
  • Flying Dutchman: Well, you saved me a lot of diggin' you did. So here's a reward for the two of ya's.
  • [The Flying Dutchman gives them two gold doubloons.]
  • SpongeBob: Wow!
  • Female Chorus: Two gold doubloons!
  • [SpongeBob and Patrick take the doubloons and the Flying Dutchman puts away his treasure chest in his pocket.]
  • Mr. Krabs: Wait! I'm captain of this crew! Where's my reward?
  • Flying Dutchman: Hmm, I guess you're right. A little somethin' for your trouble. [flicks something to Mr. Krabs]
  • Mr. Krabs: Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold! [a tiny plastic treasure chest] Huh? Why, it's just a little plastic treasure chest!
  • Female Chorus: Plastic!
  • Flying Dutchman: Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest. [laughs]
  • Patrick: Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're lookin' all sweaty again.
  • [The Flying Dutchman turns into green smoke and vanishes, ending the episode.]
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