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'''"Artist Unknown"''' is a ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' episode from season two.
'''"Artist Unknown"''' is a ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' episode from season two.


'''Brief summary:''' Squidward is teaching an art class, but SpongeBob is the only student. Trying to cope with him in his class showing off his talent isn't easy...
'''Brief summary:''' Squidward is teaching an art class, with SpongeBob as his only student.


'''Time/Date:'''
'''Characters:'''
*9:00 AM: SpongeBob first enters the classroom.
 
'''Time cards shown:''' None
 
'''Characters Present:'''
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*Evelyn
*Monty P. Moneybags
*Nathaniel Peterson
*Fred
*Monty P. Moneybags (famous art collector)
*Janitor
*Janitor


'''Songs:'''
'''Songs:'''
*To the dump
:''To the dump''
:''To the dump''
:''To the dump''
:''To the dump''
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==Plot==
==Plot==
[[Squidward Tentacles]] is teaching art class, and can't wait to see his new students. He opens the doors and greets a whole crowd of people, who say "Is this cooking class?" They go to cooking class, and Squidward sees who his real students are. There is only one. SpongeBob SquarePants. Squidward starts off with the basics, and tells him to draw a circle. He draws a perfect circle, and Squidward is shocked. He later tries to teach him how to make marble statues, but it seems that he can do it himself with a bit of encouragement from Squidward. Squidward, out of jealousy, feels sorry for SpongeBob, who goes out of class.  SpongeBob feels ashamed of himself and runs away, to a city dump. When the class is over, an art collector called Monty P. Moneybags comes in and says he'll make Squidward famous for the statue (Which SpongeBob actually made). He trips over while transporting it, knocking off its head. He says that Monty will come back tomorrow to get another one that will "really knock your socks off." Squidward rushes down to the dump where SpongeBob went, and gives SpongeBob another chance.  However, upon returning to art class, SpongeBob refuses to do anything of decent quality in Squidward's class, and when he constructs a marble statue, his block collapses. Squidward is so angry that he smashes pillars of marble to make a mess. Monty P. Moneybags comes in and says "Who's responsible for this?" Squidward goes to the janitor and says "He is!" He never realised it, but he made a beautiful statue while throwing a fit.
Squidward is teaching an art class at the rec center, and can't wait to see his new students. He opens the doors and greets a whole crowd of people, who are actually looking for cooking class. They go to cooking class, revealing Squidward's one actual student: SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob's incredible artistic prowess overwhelm Squidward. He starts off by teaching him how to draw a circle, making a poorly-drawn circle on the blackboard. SpongeBob produces a perfect circle, and Squidward is shocked. He tells SpongeBob to show him his process, and SpongeBob effortlessly draws a photo-realistic human head, which he erases the features of, leaving a circle. Squidward frustratedly takes SpongeBob's paper and crumples it up, and SpongeBob makes an origami sculpture of himself and Squidward playing leap-frog. Squidward takes it and tears is up, and SpongeBob makes another picture of him and Squidward playing leap-frog from the buts of paper.
 
Squidward then tries to teach SpongeBob how to make marble statues. With a single stroke of the hammer, SpongeBob produces [[wikipedia: Michelangelo's David|Michelangelo's David]] from a raw block of marble. Squidward is amazed, and out of jealousy, scoffs at SpongeBob's masterpiece and refuses to acknowledge his talent. SpongeBob, unquestioning of his teacher's judgement, is ashamed of himself, and throws himself out of class, falling into a dumpster and being hauled away to the city dump.  
 
Immediately after he leaves, an art collector called Monty P. Moneybags comes in, saying that he is looking to buy art for his new museum. Squidward shows his own works to him, but he hates them all. However, when he sees SpongeBob's masterpiece, he says that he will make Squidward famous for the statue (Which SpongeBob actually made). He trips over while transporting it, knocking off its head. Monty tells Squidward that he should easily be able to make another one, and that he will come back tomorrow to get it. Squidward, desperate for SpongeBob to make him another masterpiece, goes to the dump and convinces a depressed SpongeBob that he deserves another chance.  However, upon returning to art class, SpongeBob now follows Squidward's artistic "style", and fails to create anything of decent quality. When he tries to create another marble statue, it simply collapses into a pile of rubble. Squidward goes insane with frustration, and begins smashing pillars of marble and making a mess. SpongeBob concludes that his artistic "triumph" was too much for Squidward to handle, and goes back to the dump. As Squidward storms out, Monty P. Moneybags comes in and upon seeing what Squidward has produced, says "Who's responsible for this?" Squidward tells him that the mess is the janitor's responsibility. However, unbeknownst to Squidward, he made an even more beautiful rendition of David while throwing his fit, and Monty P. Moneybags says to the janitor "You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!!!" as the episode ends.


==Transcript==
==Transcript==
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==Trivia==  
==Trivia==  
*The statue in the end is Squidward's greatest work but told Monty P. Moneybags it wasn't him.
*Michelangelo's David, which in real life has exposed genitals, has a clam covering his private area in this episode. While examining it, Monty P. Moneybags comments on its "perfect censorship".
*The first time Monty P. Moneybags broke the [[fourth wall]].
*SpongeBob's "Dump" song is also heard in an Episode of Rocko's Modern Life, when Rocko and Heffer are on their way to the dump.
*SpongeBob's 'Dump' song is also heard in an Episode of Rocko's Modern Life when everyone was spring clean Rocko and Heffer were on their way to the dump.
*SpongeBob's statue is Michelangelo's David.
*It is critised that the statues have a man partially nude, but covers up the private parts.
*The title theme is the same as Wormy and [[Fools in April]].
*How can SpongeBob possibly put the book back together if some of the parts were on the floor?
*23rd time Patrick doesn't appear.


{{Wikipedia|Artist Unknown}}
{{Wikipedia|Artist Unknown}}
[[Category:Episodes]]
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Revision as of 13:27, 30 August 2009

Template:Episode "Artist Unknown" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two.

Brief summary: Squidward is teaching an art class, with SpongeBob as his only student.

Characters:

Songs:

To the dump
To the dump
To the dump dump dump

Plot

Squidward is teaching an art class at the rec center, and can't wait to see his new students. He opens the doors and greets a whole crowd of people, who are actually looking for cooking class. They go to cooking class, revealing Squidward's one actual student: SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob's incredible artistic prowess overwhelm Squidward. He starts off by teaching him how to draw a circle, making a poorly-drawn circle on the blackboard. SpongeBob produces a perfect circle, and Squidward is shocked. He tells SpongeBob to show him his process, and SpongeBob effortlessly draws a photo-realistic human head, which he erases the features of, leaving a circle. Squidward frustratedly takes SpongeBob's paper and crumples it up, and SpongeBob makes an origami sculpture of himself and Squidward playing leap-frog. Squidward takes it and tears is up, and SpongeBob makes another picture of him and Squidward playing leap-frog from the buts of paper.

Squidward then tries to teach SpongeBob how to make marble statues. With a single stroke of the hammer, SpongeBob produces Michelangelo's David from a raw block of marble. Squidward is amazed, and out of jealousy, scoffs at SpongeBob's masterpiece and refuses to acknowledge his talent. SpongeBob, unquestioning of his teacher's judgement, is ashamed of himself, and throws himself out of class, falling into a dumpster and being hauled away to the city dump.

Immediately after he leaves, an art collector called Monty P. Moneybags comes in, saying that he is looking to buy art for his new museum. Squidward shows his own works to him, but he hates them all. However, when he sees SpongeBob's masterpiece, he says that he will make Squidward famous for the statue (Which SpongeBob actually made). He trips over while transporting it, knocking off its head. Monty tells Squidward that he should easily be able to make another one, and that he will come back tomorrow to get it. Squidward, desperate for SpongeBob to make him another masterpiece, goes to the dump and convinces a depressed SpongeBob that he deserves another chance. However, upon returning to art class, SpongeBob now follows Squidward's artistic "style", and fails to create anything of decent quality. When he tries to create another marble statue, it simply collapses into a pile of rubble. Squidward goes insane with frustration, and begins smashing pillars of marble and making a mess. SpongeBob concludes that his artistic "triumph" was too much for Squidward to handle, and goes back to the dump. As Squidward storms out, Monty P. Moneybags comes in and upon seeing what Squidward has produced, says "Who's responsible for this?" Squidward tells him that the mess is the janitor's responsibility. However, unbeknownst to Squidward, he made an even more beautiful rendition of David while throwing his fit, and Monty P. Moneybags says to the janitor "You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!!!" as the episode ends.

Transcript

Main article: Artist Unknown (transcript)

Quotes

  • SpongeBob: First, draw a head, then erase the whole, then the highlights and there! A circle! ..Thingy.
  • Squidward: Now repeat after me. I have no talent.
SpongeBob: I have no talent.
Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
SpongeBob: Mr Tentacles has all the talent.
Squidward: If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacle's talent will rub off on me.
SpongeBob: If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his... tentacles... on my...face...
Squidward: Whatever...
  • SpongeBob: (singing') To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump...
  • (At the dump)
SpongeBob: Really?
Squidward: Really.
SpongeBob: Really?
Squidward: Really.
SpongeBob: Really?
Squidward: REALLY!
SpongeBob: Wow!... REALLY?
Squidward: Let's go.

Trivia

  • Michelangelo's David, which in real life has exposed genitals, has a clam covering his private area in this episode. While examining it, Monty P. Moneybags comments on its "perfect censorship".
  • SpongeBob's "Dump" song is also heard in an Episode of Rocko's Modern Life, when Rocko and Heffer are on their way to the dump.
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