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{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward screams with frustration and goes crazy, runs though the marble and kicks two marbles, eating a part of the marble, he takes paint, squeezes it, kicks a picture, destroys the marble into 4 pieces and destroys the other marbles]'' It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]''  ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, To the dump, dump dump. ♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward screams with frustration and goes crazy, runs through the marble and kicks two marbles, eating a part of the marble, he takes paint, squeezes it, kicks a picture, destroys the marble into 4 pieces and destroys the other marbles]'' It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]''  ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, To the dump, dump dump. ♪}}
{{L|Monty|I'm here for the... what the? Who is responsible for this?}}
{{L|Monty|I'm here for the... what the? Who is responsible for this?}}
{{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility! ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir! ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}}
{{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility! ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir! ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}}
{{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!}}
{{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!}}

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