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 {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
 {{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9am. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9 AM. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
 {{L|Nat|Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry. ''[everyone leaves except SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Are you taking this art class, too?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.}}
 {{L|Squidward|If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacle's talent may rub off on me.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|If I'm lucky,  Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art. ''[smiles. The scene cuts to Squidward with a sad look on his face, the camera cuts back to SpongeBob and he is still smiling, the camera again cuts back to Squidward]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art. ''[smiles. The scene cuts to Squidward with a sad look on his face, the camera cuts back to SpongeBob and he is still smiling, the camera again cuts back to Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Whatever. Ok. Since you're telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say circle one. ''[draws a crooked circle, then laughs]'' Am I going too fast for you SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Yeah, no problem. You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off.}}
 {{L|Monty|Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks. ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no socks. OK, see you tomorrow. Bye. ''[closes the door as Monty walks out]'' I gotta find SpongeBob! ''[at dump]'' SpongeBob...SpongeBob? SpongeBob!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no socks. OK, see you tomorrow. Bye. ''[closes the door as Monty walks out]'' I gotta find SpongeBob! ''[at dump]'' SpongeBob... SpongeBob? SpongeBob!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Go away, Squidward. I don't deserve your kindness.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey, cheer up. I have decided to give you another chance. Why, with a great teacher like me, anything is possible.}}