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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
{{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
{{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9 AM. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9 AM. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.}}
{{L|Squidward|What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first I draw this head. ''[draws an amazing head]'' Then I erase some of the more detailed features. And one, two, three. A circle, uhh, thingy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I draw this head, ''[draws an amazing head]'' then, I erase some of the more detailed features, and one, two, three... a circle, uhh, thingy.}}
 
*{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I draw this head, ''[draws an amazing head]'' then, I erase some of the more detailed features, and one, two, three... a circle, uhh, thingy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I draw this head, ''[draws an amazing head]'' then, I erase some of the more detailed features, and one, two, three... a circle, uhh, thingy.}}
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[crumples paper]'' Forget the circles.}}
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[crumples paper]'' Forget the circles.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, nice one Squidward. Let me try. ''[laughs]'' Looky, Squidward. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, nice one Squidward. Let me try. ''[laughs]'' Looky, Squidward. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom.}}

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