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{{L|Monty|Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Monty|Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks. ''[laughs]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no socks. OK, see you tomorrow. Bye. ''[closes the door as Monty walks out]'' I gotta find SpongeBob! ''[at the Bikini Bottom Dump]'' SpongeBob... SpongeBob? SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no socks. OK, see you tomorrow. Bye. ''[closes the door as Monty walks out]'' I gotta find SpongeBob! ''[at the Bikini Bottom Dump]'' SpongeBob... SpongeBob? SpongeBob!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|[muffles inside the Kelpo cereal box flat on his back] Go away, Squidward. I don't deserve your kindness.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[muffles inside the Kelpo cereal box flat on his back]'' Go away, Squidward. I don't deserve your kindness.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, cheer up. I have decided to give you another chance. Why, with a great teacher like me, anything is possible.}}
{{L|Squidward|Hey, cheer up. I have decided to give you another chance. Why, with a great teacher like me, anything is possible.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't look at me Squidward. Don't look at my shame. ''[he turns left and slides out of the cereal box]'' These hands weren't meant to create. They only destroy. I can't look at them. ''[SpongeBob's hands pop off and run into a soup can]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't look at me Squidward. Don't look at my shame. ''[he turns left and slides out of the cereal box]'' These hands weren't meant to create. They only destroy. I can't look at them. ''[SpongeBob's hands pop off and run into a soup can]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|That's not in the book, either.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's not in the book, either.}}
{{L|Squidward|Forget about the book! ''[rips book]'' Ha! There! Look at all this mess SpongeBob. ''[he grabs a chair, puts it in front of SpongeBob's desk, and jumps up and down while holding it]'' What do all these little bits of paper make you want to do?}}
{{L|Squidward|Forget about the book! ''[rips book]'' Ha! There! Look at all this mess SpongeBob. ''[he grabs a chair, puts it in front of SpongeBob's desk, and jumps up and down while holding it]'' What do all these little bits of paper make you want to do?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I know this. Oh, wait, I think I got it. ''[puts book back together]''Yes! Ta-da! ''[Squidward's nose melts off his face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I know this. Oh, wait, I think I got it. ''[puts book back together]'' Yes! Ta-da! ''[Squidward's nose melts off his face]''}}
{{L|Squidward|OK, SpongeBob. Let's just move onto the marble.}}
{{L|Squidward|OK, SpongeBob. Let's just move onto the marble.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|First, an artist must concentrate and visualize his concept.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|First, an artist must concentrate and visualize his concept.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta lick the marble!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta lick the marble!}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh...}}
{{L|Squidward|Uhh...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[washes the marble in a washing machine]'' I've gotta wash the marble! "[sits with the marble and a dining table]" I've gotta date the marble! ''[expands himself so that he's the same size as the marble]'' I've gotta be the marble! I've got it! I have seen the sculpture within.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[washes the marble in a washing machine]'' I've gotta wash the marble! ''[sits with the marble and a dining table]'' I've gotta date the marble! ''[expands himself so that he's the same size as the marble]'' I've gotta be the marble! I've got it! I have seen the sculpture within.}}
{{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}}

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