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{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[crumples paper]'' Forget the circles.}} | {{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[crumples paper]'' Forget the circles.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, nice one Squidward. Let me try. ''[laughs]'' Looky, Squidward. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, nice one Squidward. Let me try. ''[laughs]'' Looky, Squidward. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[rips up paper]'' There is nothing artistic about leapfrog! ''[SpongeBob puts pieces together]'' What are you doing | {{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[rips up paper]'' There is nothing artistic about leapfrog! ''[SpongeBob puts pieces together]'' What are you doing now?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I call it: Rippy Bits. You take a bunch of old ripped up paper, and make a new picture out of it. See? You're on top...this...time. ''[blows paper]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I call it: Rippy Bits. You take a bunch of old ripped up paper, and make a new picture out of it. See? You're on top...this...time. ''[blows paper]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do you want to learn art, or not?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you want to learn art, or not?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Squidward, I'll listen.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Squidward, I'll listen.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And... ''[hits marble with chisel; and it breaks into a pile of rubble]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And gently... ''[hits marble with chisel; and it breaks into a pile of rubble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David]'' How's this Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David]'' How's this Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[starry-eyed]'' It's beautiful! ''[a tear falls from his eyes]'' I mean... this isn't a sculpture. ''[SpongeBob's lip starts quivering]'' A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[starry-eyed]'' It's beautiful! ''[a tear falls from his eyes]'' I mean... this isn't a sculpture. ''[SpongeBob's lip starts quivering]'' A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}} | ||
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