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{{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble; Squidward is still smiling]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward screams with frustration and goes insane, | {{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward screams with frustration and goes insane, kicks two marbles, eats a part of a marble, takes four paint tubes and squeezes them, kicks a picture, takes a marble and repeatedly smashes it into the floor, and starts smashing the other marbles the same way. While Squidward is destroying things, two Squidwards in the American Gothic painting form look at each other as they watch Squidward go ballistic. A marble butt flies over SpongeBob]'' It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]'' ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. ♪}} | ||
{{L|Monty|I'm here for the... what the? Who is responsible for this?}} | {{L|Monty|I'm here for the... what the? Who is responsible for this?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility! ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir! ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}} | {{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility! ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir! ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}} | ||
{{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!}} | {{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!}} | ||
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