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{{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And gently... ''[hits marble with chisel; and it breaks into a pile of rubble]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And gently... ''[hits marble with chisel; and it breaks into a pile of rubble]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David]'' How's this Squidward?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David]'' How's this Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starry-eyed]'' It's beautiful! ''[a tear falls from his eyes]'' I mean... this isn't a sculpture. ''[SpongeBob's lip starts quivering]'' A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}}
{{L|Squidward|''[starry-eyed]'' It's beautiful! ''[a tear falls from his eyes; snaps out of it]'' I mean... this isn't a sculpture. ''[SpongeBob's lip starts quivering]'' A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shunned your lessons. ''[falls down and starts crying]'' I'll never be a great artist like you! I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve to be in your presence. ''[crawls over to the front door and looks back at Squidward]'' I don't even deserve to use your doors! ''[the doors open, hitting SpongeBob out the window into the garbage dumpster head-first]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[breaking down]'' Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shunned your lessons. ''[falls down and starts crying]'' I'll never be a great artist like you! I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve to be in your presence. ''[crawls over to the front door and looks back at Squidward]'' I don't even deserve to use your doors! ''[the doors open, hitting SpongeBob out the window into the garbage dumpster head-first]''}}
{{L|Monty|Hello, there.}}
{{L|Monty|Hello, there.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I did deserve that. ''[the dumpster closes on top of him]'' I deserved that, too. ''[garbage man takes SpongeBob to dump]'' And I deserve this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But I did deserve that. ''[the dumpster closes on top of him]'' I deserved that, too. ''[garbage man takes SpongeBob to dump]'' And I deserve this!}}
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{{L|Squidward|Let's go.}}
{{L|Squidward|Let's go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[notices a painting in the dump]'' Squidward, look. It's ol' Bold and Brash!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[notices a painting in the dump]'' Squidward, look. It's ol' Bold and Brash!}}
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[back at classroom]'' Ok, SpongeBob. Just do what you did before.}}
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[back at classroom, pushes a marble in place]'' Ok, SpongeBob. Just do what you did before.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I... can't!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[attempts to chisel the marble but hesitates]'' I... can't!}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, ah. Wait, wait. Let me help. Let's start with the circle again.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, ah. Wait, wait. Let me help. Let's start with the circle again.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I did it, Squidward. ''[draws a crooked circle]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I did it, Squidward. ''[draws a crooked circle]''}}

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