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 {{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uncultured trash urchin. 9 AM. Time to let the class in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. ''[opens door]'' Welcome to art class!}}
-{{L|Nat|Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry... ''[everyone leaves except SpongeBob]''}}
+{{L|Nat|Oh, isn't this cooking? Sorry... ''[everyone outside leaves except SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Are you taking this art class, too?}}
 {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob?! In art class? Wait! This is cooking! Come back! You gotta be kidding.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|How about this one? I call it: Bold and Brash.}}
 {{L|Monty|More like: Belongs in the Trash. ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|Janitor|Sorry. I must've missed that one. ''[grabs the painting and throws it in the trash]''}}
+{{L|Janitor|Sorry. I must've missed that one. ''[grabs the painting and throws it in the trash, and whistles as he walks off]''}}
 {{L|Monty|Maybe I should be... huh? What is that?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. That's not uh, uh...}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Fortune! ''[Squidward imagines himself in a tub full of money]''}}
 {{L|Monty|Anything his heart desires.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair, then he runs off to Monty in excitement]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}}
 {{L|Monty|I can see it now. Your name in the world's most prestigious museums. I'm gonna make you, immortal! Now, uh, help me get this in the car.}}
 {{L|Squidward|I could use a little help. ''[sculpture's head hits the top of the doorway and breaks off, then turns into rubble]'' My fame! My fortune! My hair!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy. ''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble; Squidward is still smiling]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, boy.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in. ''[Squidward screams with frustration and goes insane, kicks two marbles, eats a part of a marble, takes four paint tubes and squeezes them, kicks a picture, takes a marble and repeatedly smashes it into the floor, and starts smashing the other marbles the same way. While Squidward is destroying things, two Squidwards in the American Gothic painting form look at each other as they watch Squidward go ballistic. A marble butt flies over SpongeBob]'' It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]''  ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. ♪}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble; Squidward is still smiling]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's nose on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in.}}
+{{L|''[Squidward tries to keep in his insanity with a smile, but then screams with frustration and goes insane. He kicks two marbles, eats a part of a marble, takes four paint tubes and squeezes them, kicks a picture, takes a marble and repeatedly smashes it into the floor, and starts smashing the other marbles the same way. While Squidward is destroying things, two Squidwards in the American Gothic painting form look at each other as they watch Squidward go ballistic. A marble butt flies over SpongeBob]''
+{{L|SpongeBob|It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]''  ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. ♪}}
+{{L|''[Squidward continues to break more art, then puffs in rage. Monty opens the entrance.]''}}
 {{L|Monty|I'm here for the... what the? Who is responsible for this?}}
-{{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility! ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir! ''[it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|As of now, it's his responsibility! ''[puts hat on janitor's head]'' Good day to you, sir! ''[angrily walks out of the building]''}}
+{{L|''[As Monty and the janitor walk into the building, it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it]''}}
 {{L|Monty|''[to janitor]'' You, sir, are the greatest artist who ever lived!}}
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