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{{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How's this, Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.}} | {{L|Squidward|What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I draw this head, ''[draws a realistic head]'' then, I erase some of the more detailed features, and one, two, three... a circle, uhh, thingy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, first, I draw this head, ''[draws a realistic head]'' then, I erase some of the more detailed features, ''[erases the drawing into a rough sketch of a realistic head, then erases once more into a perfect circle]'' and one, two, three... a circle, uhh, thingy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[crumples paper]'' Forget the circles.}} | {{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[crumples paper]'' Forget the circles.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, nice one Squidward. Let me try. ''[laughs]'' Looky, Squidward. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ooh, nice one Squidward. Let me try. ''[laughs]'' Looky, Squidward. It's you and me playing leapfrog. That's you on the bottom.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[rips up paper]'' There is nothing artistic about leapfrog! ''[SpongeBob puts pieces together]'' What are you doing now?}} | {{L|Squidward|Gimme that. ''[rips up paper]'' There is nothing artistic about leapfrog!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the ripped pieces of paper together]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing now?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|I call it: Rippy Bits. You take a bunch of old ripped up paper, and make a new picture out of it. See? You're on top...this...time. ''[blows paper]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I call it: Rippy Bits. You take a bunch of old ripped up paper, and make a new picture out of it. See? You're on top...this...time. ''[blows paper]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Do you want to learn art, or not?}} | {{L|Squidward|Do you want to learn art, or not?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Squidward, I'll listen.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm sorry, Squidward, I'll listen.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And gently... ''[hits marble with chisel; | {{L|Squidward|Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention. Look at your marble. Visualize the sculpture within. And gently... ''[hits marble with chisel; it breaks into a pile of rubble]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David]'' How's this Squidward?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David]'' How's this Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[starry-eyed]'' It's beautiful! ''[a tear falls from his eyes; snaps out of it]'' I mean... this isn't a sculpture. ''[SpongeBob's lip starts quivering]'' A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[starry-eyed]'' It's beautiful! ''[a tear falls from his eyes; snaps out of it]'' I mean... this isn't a sculpture. ''[SpongeBob's lip starts quivering]'' A good sculpture takes... more time. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the book. Follow the rules. ''[SpongeBob wipes away a tear]'' Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. ''[Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture]'' There, now it's art.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair, then he runs off to Monty in excitement]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}} | {{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair, then he runs off to Monty in excitement]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}} | ||
{{L|Monty|I can see it now. Your name in the world's most prestigious museums. I'm gonna make you, immortal! Now, uh, help me get this in the car.}} | {{L|Monty|I can see it now. Your name in the world's most prestigious museums. I'm gonna make you, immortal! Now, uh, help me get this in the car.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I could use a little help. ''[sculpture's head hits the top of the doorway and breaks off, then turns into rubble]'' My fame! My fortune! My hair!}} | {{L|Squidward|I could use a little help. ''[sculpture's head hits the top of the doorway and breaks off, then the head makes a watery tear. The head now turns into rubble]'' My fame! My fortune! My hair!}} | ||
{{L|Monty|Well, that's a bit a bad luck right there. But, this shouldn't be a problem for an artist of your magnitude. You can whip up another one.}} | {{L|Monty|Well, that's a bit a bad luck right there. But, this shouldn't be a problem for an artist of your magnitude. You can whip up another one.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no problem. You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off.}} | {{L|Squidward|Yeah, no problem. You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta embrace the marble!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta embrace the marble!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Right.}} | {{L|Squidward|Right.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta sniff the marble!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta sniff the marble! ''[sniffs the marble]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, uh, ok.}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, uh, ok.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta lick the marble!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I've gotta lick the marble!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Uhh...}} | {{L|Squidward|Uhh...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[washes the marble in a washing machine]'' I've gotta wash the marble! ''[sits with the marble and a dining table]'' I've gotta date the marble! ''[expands himself so that he's the same size as the marble]'' I've gotta be the marble! I've got it! I have seen the sculpture within.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[washes the marble in a washing machine]'' I've gotta wash the marble! ''[sits with the marble and a dining table]'' I've gotta date the marble! ''[expands himself so that he's the same size as the marble]'' I've gotta be the marble! I've got it! ''[returns to normal size]'' I have seen the sculpture within.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Here you go, buddy. ''[hands him sculpting tools]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|With this tool, I shall give birth to art.}} | ||
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{{L|''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble; Squidward is still smiling]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble; Squidward is still smiling]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's nose on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But, one more thing. ''[puts a stone nose shaped like Squidward's nose on it]'' There. Now it's art. Well, what do you think, Squidward? Just take it all in for a moment. Let it soak in.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward tries to keep in his insanity with a smile, but then screams with frustration and goes insane. He kicks two marbles, eats a part of a marble, takes four paint tubes and squeezes them, kicks a picture, takes a marble and repeatedly smashes it into the floor, and starts smashing the other marbles the same way. While Squidward is destroying things, two Squidwards in the American Gothic painting form look at each other as they watch Squidward go ballistic. A marble butt flies over SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward tries to keep in his insanity with a smile while he jitters, but then he screams with frustration and goes insane. He kicks two marbles, eats a part of a marble, takes four paint tubes and squeezes them, kicks a picture, takes a marble and repeatedly smashes it into the floor, and starts smashing the other marbles the same way. While Squidward is destroying things, two Squidwards in the American Gothic painting form look at each other as they watch Squidward go ballistic. A marble butt flies over SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]'' ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. ♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Oh, well, back to the dump. ''[runs through the wall and down the road singing in the tune of the William Tell Overture]'' ♪To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. ♪}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward continues to break more art, then puffs in rage. Monty opens the entrance.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward continues to break more art, then puffs in rage. Monty opens the entrance.]''}} | ||
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