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{{L|''[The episode begins at the Adult Learning Center.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode begins at the Adult Learning Center as grades (9-15th grade).]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image! ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
{{L|Squidward|Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image! ''[wife's head turns into Squidward's and the husband notices]'' I'll go down in history. Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world!}}
{{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
{{L|Janitor|Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.}}
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{{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair, then he runs off to Monty in excitement]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}}
{{L|Squidward|Anything?! ''[Squidward imagines himself with hair, then he runs off to Monty in excitement]'' It's me. It's me. I'm responsible.}}
{{L|Monty|I can see it now. Your name in the world's most prestigious museums. I'm gonna make you, immortal! Now, uh, help me get this in the car.}}
{{L|Monty|I can see it now. Your name in the world's most prestigious museums. I'm gonna make you, immortal! Now, uh, help me get this in the car.}}
{{L|Squidward|I could use a little help. ''[sculpture's head hits the top of the doorway and breaks off, then the head makes a watery tear. The head now turns into rubble]'' My fame! My fortune! My hair!}}
{{L|Squidward|I could use a little help. ''[sculpture's head hits the top of the doorway and breaks off, then the head makes a watery tear of Squidward crying. The head now turns into rubble]'' My fame! My fortune! My hair!}}
{{L|Monty|Well, that's a bit a bad luck right there. But, this shouldn't be a problem for an artist of your magnitude. You can whip up another one.}}
{{L|Monty|Well, that's a bit a bad luck right there. But, this shouldn't be a problem for an artist of your magnitude. You can whip up another one.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no problem. You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yeah, no problem. You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off.}}

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