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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, you got me there. But why do we need him? ''[Pointing to a clown]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|This job gets very stressful, Mr. Krabs.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, get lost, all of ya. You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you, you stay. ''[Clown makes noise]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|All right, get lost, all of ya. You're fired. Go on. Scram. Get out of here, you moochers. That's right, keep moving. Except you. You stay. ''[Clown horn honks]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is just great. Now we've got no crew to make the commercial.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What are you talking about, Squidward? We got the cheapest crew in the world. You, me, and SpongeBob. Speaking of which, where is the little barnacle?}}
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 {{L|Peterson|Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}}
-{{L|Peterson|Oh, really? I don't smell anything.}}
+{{L|Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way.}}
 {{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|There you are, SpongeBob. I need you to...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.}}
-{{L|Squidward|To my tailfin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[holding a napkin reading, "To my tailfin; Love, SpongeBob]'' To my tailfin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes I am that guy on TV.}}
 {{L|Tyler|Hey, look!}}
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 {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}}
 {{L|Lou|No. How was he?}}
-{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit}}
+{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit ''[both close bathroom doors]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Solo record!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars]'' Solo record!}}
 {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs office]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh...I've never felt such a strange combination of pity...and indigestion.}}
-{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.}}
+{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you. ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}}
 {{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}}
 {{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth ungaped? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agaped? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pipe-down Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}}
-{{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. ''[smiling]'' On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Enter-what?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|How you doing folks?}}
 {{L|All|Hungry!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down light's dimness]}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey!}}
-{{L|Bill|Eating here was your idea!}}
+{{L|Bill|Eating here was ''your'' idea!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing that one...special...sweater...♪ ''[all yelling]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing that one...special...sweater...♪ ''[light turns back on; all yelling]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Then why don't you back in the kitchen and grab some patties and give them what they came here for!!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd booing]''}}