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{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Me? In the Krusty Krab commercial? Me!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}} | {{L|Squidward|But, but, but, but, but, but, but...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Don't throw your buts at me, Mr. Squidward. We got a timetable to keep. This thing airs tonight.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Tonight?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob & Squidward|Tonight?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on the prime-time slot.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yup, I got a sweet deal on the prime-time slot.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Gary! It's on!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look, Gary! It's on!}} | ||
{{L|''[commercial starts]''}} | {{L|''[commercial starts]''}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem}} | {{L|Pearl|Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Jen]'' What's your problem, Amy?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|''[Amy]'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | {{L|Pearl|''[Amy]'' I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
{{L|Amy|Did you say Krusty Krab?}} | {{L|Amy|Did you say Krusty Krab?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous Krabby Patty!}} | ||
{{L|Jen|What's a | {{L|Jen|What's a Krabby Patty?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs jaw drops]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs' jaw drops]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why it's only the most | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, it's only the most mouthwatering appetizing food in the seven seas.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|There I am Gary! There I am!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There I am, Gary! There I am!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}} | {{L|Amy|I want a Krabby Patty.}} | ||
{{L|Jen|Me, too.}} | {{L|Jen|Me, too.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy & Jen|''[thumbs up. Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}} | {{L|Amy & Jen|''[thumbs up. Mr. Krabs still laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look, Gary, there I am again. Look!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, please excuse me, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Peterson|Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Peterson|Oh, that's quite all right, uhh, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow. I'm getting recognized all over. Why, next thing you'll know, people are going to start doing things like holding doors open for... ''[gasps]'' Why, sir, I'm flattered.}} | ||
{{L|Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}} | {{L|Peterson|Really? I don't smell anything.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' You're on your way.}} | ||
{{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}} | {{L|Fred|Excuse me, sir, can I get a napkin?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Why of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Why, of course, good sir. And next time, feel free to approach me. It most be so degrading to ask across the room. And who am I making this bad boy out to?}} | ||
{{L|Fred|To my tail fin. I'll get it myself.}} | {{L|Fred|To my tail fin. I'll get it myself.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Looks like shyness got the best of him.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|F-I-N. There we are, darling. Hmph. Looks like shyness got the best of him.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No problem, Squidward. I got one already made out. Enjoy.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[holding a napkin reading, "To my tailfin; Love, SpongeBob]'' To my tailfin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}} | {{L|Squidward|''[holding a napkin reading, "To my tailfin; Love, SpongeBob]'' To my tailfin? ''[checks to see if he has one]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes I am that guy on TV.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, I am that guy on TV.}} | ||
{{L|Tyler|Hey, look!}} | {{L|Tyler|Hey, look!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Please good people, no photos at work.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}} | ||
{{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}} | {{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Ok. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Ok. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I need you to... ''[gets hit with mop]'' ...OW! ''[finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I need you to... ''[gets hit with mop]'' ...OW! ''[finger breaks]'' Alright, boy. Get in there and scrub the head and stop acting so predictable.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. You've been beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm so misunderstood. Alas, good people, even the brightest of stars grow weary, and I am no exception. But I will shine again after a quick break in my quarters. You've been beautiful. ''[we cut to Dale and Lou in the restroom]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | {{L|Dale|Hey, were you able to catch Glenn the Pinkfish on Flounderman last night?}} | ||
{{L|Lou|No. How was he?}} | {{L|Lou|No. How was he?}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit ''[both close bathroom doors]''}} | {{L|Dale|Well, I knew that this guy's acting was good, but his singing was phenomenal. I'm telling you, Vendor, if that guy was to cut a solo record, he'd be a hit. ''[both close bathroom doors]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars]'' Solo record!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[pupils change into stars]'' Solo record!}} | ||
{{L|''[In Mr. Krabs office]''}} | {{L|''[In Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|So, if I fire him and make his successor do twice the work, and... ''[knock on door]'' ...eh, come in. ''[in walks SpongeBob and poses like a model]'' Oh, it's just you, SpongeBob. Those heads better be beautiful.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They are, Mr. Krabs, and so is mine. And now I gotta lay something on ya, Krabs Baby.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nah, I can't take that gig, Krabber. That phase in my career is over. I'm an entertainer now.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old- | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | ||
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{{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}} | {{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}} | ||
{{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}} | {{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth | {{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Pipe | {{L|SpongeBob|Pipe down, Squidward. This crowd looks angry. They're not going to wait any longer. I think I better give them what they need, and fast.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. ''[smiling]'' On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}} | {{L|Squidward|I think so, too, or Krabs will fire both of us. ''[smiling]'' On second thought, keep 'em waiting.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No can do, Squidward. These people demand entertainment.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Enter-what?}} | {{L|Squidward|Enter-what?}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob grabs microphone]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob grabs microphone]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How you doing folks?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|How you doing, folks?}} | ||
{{L|All|Hungry!}} | {{L|All|Hungry!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down light's dimness]}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's no problem, ladies and germs. 'Cause SpongeBob is here to satisfy. ''[turns down light's dimness]}} | ||
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