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{{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. We haven't got all day. We've got to get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shooting our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarming with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|C'mon, Mr. Doodles. We haven't got all day. We've got to get down to me favorite restaurant. Mine. Where we're shooting our first ever Krusty Krab commercial. After this commercial airs, we'll be swarming with customers. I can already feel myself sweatin' money.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Doodles barks]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizing the whole thing. He's...ya know...artsy. What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Coming through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|No, I got Squidward organizing the whole thing. He's... ya know... artsy. What the...? This looks expensive. Out of my way. Coming through. Move it or lose it. Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What?}} | {{L|Squidward|What?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is going on?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in Neptune's name is going on?}} | ||
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{{L|''[Purple smoke appears]''}} | {{L|''[Purple smoke appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow... me!}} | ||
{{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}} | {{L|Amy and Jen|Where are we?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Please, good people, no photos at work.}} | ||
{{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}} | {{L|Tyler|Here's the ketchup.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, maybe just one. ''[poses]'' Another one? Okay. Limbo. And now, the, uh, oh, I got it.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|There you are, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, pilot.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What in blazes are you talking about?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Krabs. Let's think outside the box for a second. Commercials are old-hat. The people want music. If I could change fate I would, Krabsy. And I'm an entertainer deep down. A people's person. We're on the same page here, aren't we?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head. Borrow Squidward's gas mask and get right back to work.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh...I've never felt such a strange combination of pity...and indigestion.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion.}} | ||
{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you. ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | {{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you. ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | ||
{{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}} | {{L|Nazz|Where have you been?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Hey!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hey!}} | ||
{{L|Bill|Eating here was ''your'' idea!}} | {{L|Bill|Eating here was ''your'' idea!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing that one...special...sweater...♪ ''[light turns back on; all yelling]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing that one... special... sweater...♪ ''[light turns back on; all yelling]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Then why don't you back in the kitchen and grab some patties and give them what they came here for | {{L|Squidward|Then why don't you back in the kitchen and grab some patties and give them what they came here for!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd booing]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Juggling! Thanks, Squiddy. ''[crowd booing]''}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?}} | {{L|Nancy|Is this some kind of joke?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab!}} | ||
{{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}} | {{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, okay. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}} | ||
{{L|All|We want patties!}} | {{L|All|We want patties!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|All|Boo!}} | {{L|All|Boo!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No | {{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[talking in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on. Wasted. ''[patties land on the grill]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | {{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}} | {{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|You like that?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You like that?}} | ||
{{L|Bill|It's what we wanted all along.}} | {{L|Bill|It's what we wanted all along.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[in thoughts]'' It seems to be working. But how do I follow it up? Buns! [Spoken] It's a stretch, but we've all got to push the envelope, sometime. | {{L|SpongeBob|''[in thoughts]'' It seems to be working. But how do I follow it up? Buns! [Spoken] It's a stretch, but we've all got to push the envelope, sometime. Okay, folks. How do you like this? ''[Flips patties inside buns]''}} | ||
{{L|All|Yeah!}} | {{L|All|Yeah!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.}} | ||
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