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{{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[snaps fingers twice]'' I knew you'd understand. Well, thanks for the start. I'm out of here. ''[SpongeBob snaps his fingers outside his office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh... I've never felt such a strange combination of pity... and indigestion.}} | ||
{{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you. ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]'' | {{L|Bill|There he is! Hey! We've been waiting for you.}} | ||
{{L|Nazz|Where have you been? ''[SpongeBob makes an O-shaped mouth wiggling]''}} | |||
{{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}} | {{L|Bill|How long are you going to keep us standing here?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, SpongeBob? Are you just going to stand there like a half-wit, mouth agape? Or are you going to fill these peoples' orders?}} | ||
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{{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}} | {{L|Bill|''[to his friend]'' Eating here was ''your'' idea.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing...♪''[light turns back on; all yelling]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." ♪The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind ''[screeching]'' 'Cause when you're wearing...♪''[light turns back on; all yelling]''}} | ||
{L|Bill|We're starving!}} | {{L|Bill|We're starving!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪That one... special... sweater...♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪That one... special... sweater...♪ ''[yelling continues]'' Squidward, this crowd is insatiable.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Then why don't you back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they ''[screams]'' came here for?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Then why don't you back in the kitchen, and grab some patties, and give them what they ''[screams]'' came here for?!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd. ''[SpongeBob is now juggling patties]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They want juggling and jokes at the same time? Tough crowd. ''[SpongeBob is now juggling patties]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|Oh, now what's he doing?}} | {{L|Bill|Oh, now what's he doing?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, what do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab!}} | ||
{{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}} | {{L|Bill|We're losing our appetites!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, okay. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, okay. There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, the most I can juggle is three, but the show must go on. Whoa! ''[SpongeBob slips and patties flip in the air]''}} | ||
{{L|All|Boo!}} | {{L|All|Boo!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[talking in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on | {{L|SpongeBob|No! ''[talking in his head]'' My career is over. All those years clawing my way up. All the people I've stepped on, wasted. ''[patties land on the grill]''}} | ||
{{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | {{L|Bill|Hey! Finally!}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}} | {{L|Nancy|That's what we've been waiting for.}} | ||
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