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{{L|Narrator|Ask Patrick Anything!}}
{{L|Narrator|Ask Patrick Anything!}}
''[Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out]''
{{L|Narrator|You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.}}
{{L|Narrator|You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir! Just like a genie!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yes sir! Just like a genie!}}
{{L|Narrator|Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?}}
{{L|Narrator|Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''[says yes repeatedly]''}}
''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''
{{L|Patrick|''[says yes repeatedly]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Told 'ya. He knows everything.}}
{{L|Narrator|Told 'ya. He knows everything.}}
{{L|Narrator|Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!}}
{{L|Narrator|Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!}}
''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''
{{L|Patrick|My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.}}
{{L|Narrator|There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!}}
''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''
{{L|Patrick|You'll find the answer in your hind. Or, is it butt?}}
{{L|Narrator|Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!}}
{{L|Narrator|What say you now, Patrick?}}
''[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]''
{{L|Patrick|I have one answer, and one answer only.''[Quietly]''Applesauce.}}
{{L|Narrator|Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?}}
{{L|Patrick|Ask later. I'm busy.}}
{{L|Narrator|Umm, that was... Ask Patrick Anything!}}
{{L|Patrick|The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.}}
{{L|Narrator|They certainly are, Patrick. They certainly are.}}

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This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants interactive short "Ask Patrick Anything," which aired on November 30, 2014.


  • Narrator: Ask Patrick Anything!

[Patrick's rock appears and Patrick comes out]

  • Narrator: You can ask this sincere sea star and his magic rock anything, and he'll certainly have an answer for you.
  • Patrick: Yes sir! Just like a genie!
  • Narrator: Let's try together. Patrick, is tomorrow going to be a good day?

[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]

  • Patrick: [says yes repeatedly]
  • Narrator: Told 'ya. He knows everything.
  • Narrator: Now you think of a question. That's right. You. Any question, got it? Ask now!

[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]

  • Patrick: My head is saying yes, but my tummy is saying no. And I always trust my tummy, so, no.
  • Narrator: There's your answer. But before another question, ask Pat!

[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]

  • Patrick: You'll find the answer in your hind. Or, is it butt?
  • Narrator: Hmm, probably not the answer you expected. Now viewer, think of a really big question. Ready, Set, Ask!
  • Narrator: What say you now, Patrick?

[the rock shakes and Patrick comes out again]

  • Patrick: I have one answer, and one answer only.[Quietly]Applesauce.
  • Narrator: Umm, Patrick, wanna try that again?
  • Patrick: Ask later. I'm busy.
  • Narrator: Umm, that was... Ask Patrick Anything!
  • Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  • Narrator: They certainly are, Patrick. They certainly are.