Atlantis SquarePantis/transcript: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 10:09, 29 October 2011

Patchy Segment 1

Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

Spongebob Segment 1

Patchy Segment 2

Template:L

SpongeBob Segment 2

Patchy Segment

Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|Patchy|[drops his ice-cream scoop and strange sounds appear. Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy] Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! [Patchy cries] Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. [opens a sandwich] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, potty, you know I don't like mayo! [sees a vulture] Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.[[return to SpongeBob plot}}

SpongeBob Segment 3

Epilogue

Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 |seasonname = five
 }}
+==Patchy Segment 1==
 {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses]''}}
 {{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape and puts in the radio, which breaks]'' The ultra-rare-back-on-track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
@@ Line 18: / Line 19: @@
 {{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind? I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[to Potty]'' Sorry, potty. Just some land lubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Oooooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arrrrrrr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. NO...!!! ''[Patchy cries]'' You know, kids, this reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you go check it out? Oh, Encino.}}
 {{L|''[episode starts]''}}
+==Spongebob Segment 1==
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
+{{L|Patrick|[[laughs]] A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick tries takes a photo of the bubble but it pops before he takes it]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
-{{L|Patrick|More like the scrap-heap. ''[throws the photo into a big pile]'' They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again.}}
+{{L|Patrick|More like the scrap-heap. They never come out right! Oh well, let's try again'' [throws the photo into a big pile]''.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|OK, Patrick, this one's gonna be a masterpiece.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm ready. ''[SpongeBob blows a bubble in his image]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob Bubble|Hi, Patrick!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[takes a photo of the bubble but when he does, it pops]'' Oh, I missed it again! This darn camera isn't fast enough. ''[stomps on the camera]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[tries takes a photo of the bubble but again misses it]'' Oh, I missed it again! Well, this darn camera isn't fast enough. ''[stomps on the camera]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hold on a second, Patrick! Its not the poor camera's fault you can't get a photo.}}
 {{L|Patrick|It's not?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, it is the very nature of the fragile bubble.}}
 {{L|Patrick|It Is?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing the Bubble Song]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun bubble sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|♪Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese souffle, it doesn't last all day.♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪I will try again...♪}}
@@ Line 41: / Line 43: @@
 {{L|Patrick|♪...All day.♪ ''[SpongeBob begins to blow a giant bubble. The bubble captures them both and floats away]'' Um, SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not now, Patrick. This bubble's gonna break all records!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I hope it doesn't break until we get a little closer to the ground.}}
+{{L|Patrick|Well I hope it doesn't break until we get a little closer to the ground.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[gasps]'' What have I done!? ''[The two start screaming as the bubble drifts into a cave]'' We're never gonna get out of here!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[looks down]'' What have I done!? ''[The two start screaming as the bubble drifts into a cave]'' We're never gonna get out of here!}}
 {{L|Patrick|No! ''[the bubble is popped by a jagged point of half a broken amulet]'' What happened?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[pointing to broken amulet]'' That's what happened, Patrick.}}
@@ Line 55: / Line 57: @@
 {{L|Old Lady|But I thought it was free Tuesday.}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.}}
-{{L|Old Lady|Good joint.}}
+{{L|Old Lady|Good point.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[Mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[Old lady points him out to a police officer then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Enjoy the artifacts! ''[Mutters under breath]'' Don't stand in one place too long, people might mistake you for one. ''[Hears SpongeBob laughing]'' SpongeBob! ''[hides, then re-emerges when SpongeBob and Patrick go into the museum]'' Hew, that was a close one. ''[Old lady points him out to a security guard then Mr. Krabs runs inside]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ah, Neptune's ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' AAAAAHHHHH! Oh, would you two watch were you're ''[Gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}}
+{{L|Squidward|Neptune's Ascension. The only surviving painting from the great lost city of Atlantis. This is just what the doctor ordered, Squiddy. Spending your day studying the Atlantean masters. And best of all, no Sponge... ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in excitedly, knocking Squidward over]'' AAAAAHHHHH! Oh, would you two watch were you're ''[Gasps]'' What is that? What are you doing with the amulet of Atlantis?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We were just...}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're going to steal it!?}}
@@ Line 75: / Line 77: @@
 {{L|Squidward|That's just a painting you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some darn old bubble hales in comparison to the art...}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|Money!}}
-{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. Whats all the hubba boys?}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. Whats all the hubbub boys?}}
-{{L|Squidward|These two chowder brains found the missing half to the amulet of Atlantis.}}
+{{L|Squidward|These two chowder brains found the missing half of the Amulet.}}
-{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' for? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on Squidward!}}
+{{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' on? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on Squidward!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hurry up Squidward, that money ain't gettin' any younger. ''[Squidward connects the two halves and a bright light activates. Squidward is happy. Sandy is in disbelief. Patrick screams]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hoo hoo yeah, hoo hoo hoo!}}
-{{L|''[A van drops from the ceiling]''}}
+{{L|''[The amulet emits a powerful beam causing a bus to drop from the ceiling]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|The magical path to Atlantis is a Van?}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|Nice hot rod flames!}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[Coin spins and attaches itself to the van]'' What's it doing? ''[The door to the van opens. We fade to black, then to the van opening again. Sandy looks inside]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[Coin spins]'' What's it doing? ''[The amulet flies and attaches itself to the front of the bus. The word "Atlantis" pops up on the destination meter. The door to the van opens. We fade to black, then to the van opening again. Sandy looks inside]''}}
 {{L|Sandy|Well, holly-wally ding-dang-doo. Would ya' look at that!? Take a gander, y'all!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Fabulous decor!}}
@@ Line 91: / Line 93: @@
 {{L|Krabs|Bet there's some loose change in here!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, so this is what luxury feels like.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. [Two robotic hands pop out and rub Squidward's feet.}}
 {{L|Robot|Attention passengers, regretfully we lack the fuel needed for forward motion.}}
 {{L|All|What!?}}
-{{L|''[later, we see them all pushing the van to the gas station. Mr. Krabs takes the hose and tries to fill up the van with gas, but can't find the gas tank]''}}
+{{L|''[later, we see them all pushing the bus to the gas station. Mr. Krabs takes the hose and tries to fill up the bus with gas, but can't find the gas tank]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Is this some kind of joke? Where's the gas tank?}}
 {{L|Robot|We Atlanteans find the use of fossil fuels to be counter-intuitive, and have developed an alternative source we call song.}}
@@ Line 100: / Line 102: @@
 {{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song, the more you sing of you desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! [starts singing Fueling the Bus] ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The van rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[Spongebob hits a wrong note and the bus drops]''  Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[The van rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............♪}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|♪Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}}
 {{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha. Such a valiant desire - hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}}
@@ Line 127: / Line 129: @@
 {{L|LRH|But of course, follow me.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Comin' through, boys!}}
-{{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. End SpongeBob Segment 1]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
+==Patchy Segment 2==
+{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to SpongeBob plot]''}}
+==SpongeBob Segment 2==
 {{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else.}}
@@ Line 300: / Line 304: @@
 {{L|''[Sandy uses Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way]''}}
 {{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
-{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankon's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
+{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankon's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. End of Spongebob Segment 2]''}}
+==Patchy Segment==
 {{L|Patchy|''[realises that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get into Encino.}}
@@ Line 309: / Line 314: @@
 {{L|Baby|Ohh! Ohh!}}
 {{L|♪You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to...♪}}
-{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and strange sounds appear. Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and strange sounds appear. Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.[[return to SpongeBob plot}}
-{{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
+==SpongeBob Segment 3==
 {{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath!}}
 {{L|''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]''}}
@@ Line 378: / Line 383: @@
 {{L|Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Squidward and Patrick|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Squidward and Patrick|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Squidward and Patrick|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪ ''[End of SPongeBob plot]''}}
+==Epilogue==
 {{L|Patchy|Well, pretty good story, huh, kids?}}
 {{L|Patchy|I found Encino.}}