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{{L|SpongeBob|No, it is the very nature of the fragile bubble.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, it is the very nature of the fragile bubble.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It Is?}} | {{L|Patrick|It Is?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing the Bubble Song]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun bubble sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing the [[The Bubble Song|Bubble Song]]]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun bubble sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|♪Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese souffle, it doesn't last all day.♪}} | {{L|Patrick|♪Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese souffle, it doesn't last all day.♪}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I will try again...♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|♪I will try again...♪}} | ||
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{{L|Krabs|Bet there's some loose change in here!}} | {{L|Krabs|Bet there's some loose change in here!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ah, so this is what luxury feels like.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, so this is what luxury feels like.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. [Two robotic hands pop out and rub Squidward's feet.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ah, what I wouldn't give for a foot-rub. ''[Two robotic hands pop out and rub Squidward's feet]''.}} | ||
{{L|Robot|Attention passengers, regretfully we lack the fuel needed for forward motion.}} | {{L|Robot|Attention passengers, regretfully we lack the fuel needed for forward motion.}} | ||
{{L|All|What!?}} | {{L|All|What!?}} | ||
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{{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song, the more you sing of you desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}} | {{L|Robot|The engine of this vessel is fueled by song, the more you sing of you desires, the closer to Atlantis you will get. Let us commence singing.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}} | {{L|Squidward|Does that make any sense?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! [starts singing Fueling the Bus] ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The | {{L|SpongeBob|No, but I'm game for singing any day! ''[starts singing [[Fueling the Bus]]]'' ♪Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to move along!♪ ''[The bus rises up and floats in mid-air. SpongeBob sings off-key]'' ♪To a land where all our dre-e.♪ ''[Spongebob hits a wrong note and the bus drops]'' Whoops, sorry. ♪To a land where all our dreeeeeams, can finally come true.♪ ''[The bus rises up high. It makes a hole in the roof and sets off for Atlantis]'' ♪A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, but soon enough I will seeeeeeeeeeeeeee............♪}} | ||
{{L|Mr Krabs|♪Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}} | {{L|Mr Krabs|♪Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money! More than you can spend. With fives and tens and fifties and I'll want to be your friend.♪}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha. Such a valiant desire - hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}} | {{L|Plankton|♪Ha, ha ha. Such a valiant desire - hehehe. The lost weapons of Atlantis - the most advanced of all time. As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them miiiiine!♪}} | ||
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{{L|Sandy Clone|♪I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds!♪ ''[they dig in on watermelon. Juice gets on the screen and transitions to Squidward playing piano]''}} | {{L|Sandy Clone|♪I bet we can figure out how to make wondrous things, like melons with edible rinds!♪ ''[they dig in on watermelon. Juice gets on the screen and transitions to Squidward playing piano]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis with their glorious aesthetics, I'll cop their style in a while- my art will be prophetic!♪}} | {{L|Squidward|♪As a connoisseur of fine art, I'm proud to say! I've always seen things in my own special way! 'Art'-lantis with their glorious aesthetics, I'll cop their style in a while- my art will be prophetic!♪}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um, uuuuh,♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like.}} | {{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um, uuuuh,♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like. ''[This proves costly as the bus begins to fall]''}} | ||
{{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}} | {{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}} | ||
{{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}} | {{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}} | ||
{{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''[Bus crashes in Atlantis]''}} | {{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''[Bus crashes in Atlantis]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You | {{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Ring for the king, huh? ''[rings the bell. A red carpet comes down the stairs and Lord Royal Highness comes out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Ring for the king, huh? ''[rings the bell. A red carpet comes down the stairs and Lord Royal Highness comes out]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm Eugene. I like money.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm Eugene. I like money.}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Yes, I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here.}} | {{L|LRH|Yes, I can see that. Pleasure to meet you. Come, I'll give you the grand tour of our Atlantean fortress. I'm so glad you're all here.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Ok, what do I have to work with here? What's this? Owners manual!? Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically]'' | ''[in the glovebox]'' | ||
{{L|Plankton|They're gone. Now to get to those weapons... ''[tries to open the glovebox door, but fails]'' Trapped! Ok, what do I have to work with here? ''[finds book]'' What's this? Owners manual!? ''[looks at map of the bus]''Looks like I found my escape route! ''[Laughs diabolically, crawls and falls out of the exhaust pipe]'' Ow! ''[cut to interior of fortress]''}} | |||
{{L|LRH|For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders. But we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this, or any, world.}} | {{L|LRH|For centuries, we Atlanteans spent, nay, wasted our talents and energy building the most sophisticated weaponry to defend ourselves from invaders. But we abandoned the idea of warfare long ago and now all these weapons gather dust behind this locked door as an example of what must be done if one wishes to live in harmony with all creatures of this, or any, world.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Eh, harmony shmarmony. When do we get to see the treasure?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Eh, harmony shmarmony. When do we get to see the treasure?!}} | ||
{{L|LRH|But of course, follow me.}} | {{L|LRH|But of course, follow me.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Comin' through, boys!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Comin' through, boys!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. End SpongeBob Segment 1]''}} | {{L|Plankton|These Atlanteans leave a room full of the most advanced weaponry unguarded? No wonder they got lost. ''[Squeezes under door]'' Oh, my! There will be no one to stop me this time! ''[Laughs diabolically. End of SpongeBob Segment 1]''}} | ||
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SpongeBob Segment 3
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