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{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to SpongeBob plot]''}} | {{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to SpongeBob plot]''}} | ||
==SpongeBob Segment 2== | ==SpongeBob Segment 2== | ||
{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being | {{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in quite some time. You see, being a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else.}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]''}} | {{L|''[Mr Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah hold still, Squidward.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah hold still, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}} | {{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}} | ||
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[finds out light bulb is an ordinary one]'' What?! ''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Are you all right?}} | {{L|LRH|Are you all right?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr Krabs sniffs]''}} | {{L|''[Mr Krabs sniffs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I know that smell anywhere. ''[his trouser pockets start barking]'' Me pockets. They'd be smelling loot!}} | ||
{{L|''[His pockets drag him into the hall of Treasure]''}} | {{L|''[His pockets drag him into the hall of Treasure and begin to munch on some of it]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Those pockets of yours certainly has a thing for treasure.}} | {{L|LRH|Those pockets of yours certainly has a thing for treasure.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|These are me hounds to me pants.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|These are me hounds to me pants.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess. Unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place, yes I did! With mountains of money, and rivers of cash. And a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious, and expensive, and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|♪I'm alright, sonny! Industrial accidents can make quite a mess. Unless you fall into a money press. Oh, make me into money, Mr. wonderful machine, I always knew that me true color was green! Oh, ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of such a place, yes I did! With mountains of money, and rivers of cash. And a pool of coins to make a splash! Oh, I'll open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money. They'd be delicious, and expensive, and taste like golden honey! Money and gold and treasure untold! And all of it for me!♪}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Mr. Krabs, we're off to see the bubble, would you care to join us?}} | {{L|LRH|Mr. Krabs, we're off to see the bubble, would you care to join us?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you kidding?! I've just got here!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Are you kidding?! I've just got here!''[dives into the treasure]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Very well then. Off we go.}} | {{L|LRH|Very well then. Off we go.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, when are we gonna see the bubble?}} | {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, when are we gonna see the bubble?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, ssh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, ssh!}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Don't dally, lads. You don't wanna be left behind do you?}} | {{L|LRH|Don't dally, lads. You don't wanna be left behind do you?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, sir.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, sir. Come along, Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiousity and I was wonderin' if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}} | {{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiousity and I was wonderin' if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Alantean hall of Science.}} | {{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Alantean hall of Science.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Looks at an invention]''}} | {{L|''[Looks at an invention]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|What does this gizmo do?}} | {{L|Sandy|What does this gizmo do?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example and turn it into say, ice cream. Would anyone like to try?}} | {{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example and turn it into say, ice cream. ''[Ice cream comes out of the machine]'' Would anyone like to try?}} | ||
{{L|Sponge and Pat|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!!}} | {{L|Sponge and Pat|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!!}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Go ahead!}} | {{L|LRH|Go ahead!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavoured.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavoured.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}} | {{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked | {{L|LRH|Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked that bug out yet but I can show you the most amazing/fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to shrink down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|How's it work?}} | {{L|Sandy|How's it work?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll show you. Now...}} | {{L|LRH|Please have a seat and I'll show you. Now here's how it works...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey cool.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Notices big button on controller]'' Hey cool.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob disappears]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob pushes the button and disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Where'd SpongeBob go?}} | {{L|Patrick|Where'd SpongeBob go?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Right now, his molecules are being broken down into data which is assembled in this computer and is stored on these tapes, then re-assembled on a much smaller scale...}} | {{L|LRH|Right now, his molecules are being broken down into data which is assembled in this computer and is stored on these tapes, then re-assembled on a much smaller scale...}} | ||
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{{L|LRH|And finally passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}} | {{L|LRH|And finally passes through this tube into this tank which contains every living element known to... ''[peers closer]'' Oh, dear heavens! It looks like our scientists were working on a very aggressive case of the sniffles! He could be in trouble.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to help you!}} | {{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to help you!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick disappears]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick pushes the button on his controller and disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|OK I've seen enough. Let me out of this thing!}} | {{L|Squidward|OK, I've seen enough. Let me out of this thing!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward disappears and reappears into | {{L|''[Squidward desperately pushes his button repeatedly hoping it'll get his helmet off, but disappears and reappears into an NES-esque scene]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What's going on here. I... Oh no. Ahh!}} | {{L|Squidward|What's going on here. I... Oh no. Ahh!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Bye Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay. Bye Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[They leave and Squidward poses]''}} | {{L|''[They leave and Squidward poses]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Now this section of town is known for it's advances in the science of fondue cooking.}} | {{L|LRH|''[In another area of Atlantis]''Now this section of town is known for it's advances in the science of fondue cooking.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir this tour has been great and all but uh, can we see the bubble now?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, sir this tour has been great and all but uh, can we see the bubble now?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly remember to HAVE FUN!!}} | {{L|LRH|Do excuse me. Most folks don't stay with the tour this long. Of course you can. First, remember this. This bubble is over one million years old. It was brought here when the first Atlanteans colonized this place. Deftly hand carried over billions of light years from our home planet. It is our people's most beloved and treasured ancient relic. But most importantly remember to HAVE FUN!!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|There it is Patrick!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|There it is Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The World's Oldest Living Bubble!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|The World's Oldest Living Bubble!}} | ||
{{L|''[They land on the safe keeping | {{L|''[They land on the safe keeping sphere]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look at it Patrick! So ancient, so floaty. It is the most beautiful bubble wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look at it Patrick! So ancient, so floaty. It is the most beautiful bubble wrinkled up, dusty old bubble I've ever seen!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Like a delicate air raisin!}} | {{L|Patrick|Like a delicate air raisin!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Get the--}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick! Get the--}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}} | ||
{{L|''[They managed to get the glass back after a close call when the bubble | {{L|''[They managed to get the glass back on its pedestal after a close call when the bubble landed on the glass on SpongeBob's side and bounces off without any harm, they laugh in victory]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Whoo, that was a close one buddy!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Whoo, that was a close one buddy!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! We almost popped the most prized possesion of all Atlanteans! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! We almost popped the most prized possesion of all Atlanteans! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|''[teeth closed]'' I thought I heard a popping sound?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[teeth closed]'' I thought I heard a popping sound?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mmm-Hmm.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mmm-Hmm.}} | ||
{{L|''[They look at | {{L|''[They look at the empty space and scream and their skin peels off, SpongeBob's eyes fall in his mouth, Scene cuts to the gang having dinner]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|So sorry I'm late. The tour ran a little long. So, how are you all enjoying our beloved city?}} | {{L|LRH|So sorry I'm late. The tour ran a little long. So, how are you all enjoying our beloved city?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college.}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Presses a button and the food goes directly in her stomach]''}} | {{L|''[Presses a button and the food goes directly in her stomach]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your high-tech lab!}} | {{L|Sandy|Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your high-tech lab!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk in feeling nervous]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession?}} | {{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulp]'' We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gulp]'' We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}} | ||
{{L|All|Huh?}} | {{L|All|Huh?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come. Enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you leave.}} | {{L|LRH|Ahahaha! Come. Enjoy the best Atlantean cuisine has to offer before you leave.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick shake]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you two morons?}} | {{L|Squidward|What is wrong with you two morons?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We have to go home now!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We have to go home now!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Holds up the real bubble in a bottle]''}} | {{L|''[Holds up the real bubble in a bottle]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and the bubble finally pops]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick unwisely takes a picture of the bubble with his camera flash on and the bubble finally pops]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|''[snarles]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard!}} | {{L|LRH|''[snarles]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard!}} | ||
{{L|''[The guards come and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick | {{L|''[The guards come and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick shake in fear for what they've done]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|SEIZE THESE HOSTILE BUBBLE POPPERS!!!}} | {{L|LRH|SEIZE THESE HOSTILE BUBBLE POPPERS!!!}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}} | {{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}} | ||
{{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with | {{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with various weapons]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster Sandy?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Can't you go any faster Sandy?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Maybe, if y'all use your feet!}} | {{L|Sandy|Maybe, if y'all use your feet!}} | ||
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{{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}} | {{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}} | ||
{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankon's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. End of Spongebob Segment 2]''}} | {{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankon's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. End of Spongebob Segment 2]''}} | ||
==Patchy Segment 3== | ==Patchy Segment 3== | ||
{{L|Patchy|''[realises that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}} | {{L|Patchy|''[realises that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}} |
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SpongeBob Segment 3
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