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Patchy Segment 1

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SpongeBob Segment 1

Patchy Segment 2

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SpongeBob Segment 2

Patchy Segment 3

Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L {{L|Patchy|[drops his ice-cream scoop and strange sounds appear. Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy] Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! [Patchy cries] Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. [opens a sandwich] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, potty, you know I don't like mayo! [sees a vulture] Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.[[return to SpongeBob plot}}

SpongeBob Segment 3

Epilogue

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 ==Patchy Segment 1==
 {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape and puts in the radio, which breaks]'' The ultra-rare-back-on-track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
+{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape and puts in the radio, which breaks]'' The ultra-rare-back-on-track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ring tone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
 {{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
 {{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|No. Squidward, we'd never....}}
 {{L|Squidward|This is a new low, even for YOU TWO. Lucky for you, I was here today. Stealing artifacts could land you in the stony loneso...''[Sees the amulet's half was still there and Squidward was dumb founded]'' ahh! ahh! ahh! ome! You boobs found the missing half to the Atlantean amulet?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, whats an Atlantean omelet?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, what's an Atlantean omelet?}}
 {{L|Squidward|AMULET, NOT OMELET! It's the key to untold riches!}}
 {{L|''[Mr Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches!?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Yes Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Yes, Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|DIAMOND LIGHT BULBS!!! I wonder what they make the money out of.}}
 {{L|Squidward|For reasons unknown, this great city disappeared one day, but no ruins were ever found. All the inventions that you take for granted, were given to us by the Atlanteans. Their advances in art, financial wealth and weaponry were eons ahead of their time!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Why is this bubble painted on the murel?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Why is this bubble painted on the mural?}}
 {{L|Squidward|That's just the oldest living bubble}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|The oldest living bubble, alive! ''[shoves Patrick in front of it]'' Behold Patrick-the oldest living bubble!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|That's just a painting you quarter-wit! ''[to Krabs]'' Quarter-wit. Ha, it's less than half. The real bubble lives in Atlantis, some darn old bubble hales in comparison to the art...}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|Money!}}
-{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. Whats all the hubbub boys?}}
+{{L|Sandy|''[comes onto the screen from out of nowhere]'' And science, don't forget science. What's all the hubbub boys?}}
 {{L|Squidward|These two chowder brains found the missing half of the Amulet.}}
 {{L|Sandy|The Amulet of Atlantis?! Legend says, that when the two halves are joined, the path to Atlantis is opened! What are y'all waitin' on? Let's hitch them two dogies up! Go on Squidward!}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Fabulous decor!}}
 {{L|Mr Krabs|Quite a vessel, but who's manning it?}}
-{{L|Robot|Greetings. Welcome aboard the seaship Atlantis. This is a nonstop trip, so please take a seat, relax, and we'll be on our way.}}
+{{L|Robot|Greetings. Welcome aboard the sea ship Atlantis. This is a nonstop trip, so please take a seat, relax, and we'll be on our way.}}
 {{L|Krabs|Bet there's some loose change in here!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah, so this is what luxury feels like.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|♪I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick-Patrick-Patrick! And I like um, uuuuh,♪ ''[record scratches]'' I don't know what I like. ''[This proves costly as the bus begins to fall]''}}
 {{L|Robot|Warning, you have run out of song fuel.}}
-{{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
+{{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hey look, it's Atlantis.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pretty!}}
-{{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''[Bus crashes in Atlantis]''}}
+{{L|All|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''[Bus crashes in Atlantis]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|You dimwits haven't even been here two minutes and you've already messed up someone's topiary garden.''[cut to exterior of fortress]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Go on, SpongeBob. Ring the bell.}}
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 {{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in quite some time. You see, being a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 karat diamond or else.}}
-{{L|''[Mr Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]''}}
+{{L|''[Mr Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a light bulb]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah hold still, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}}
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 {{L|LRH|Those pockets of yours certainly has a thing for treasure.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|These are me hounds to me pants.}}
-{{L|LRH|What you see here is a glimpse of ancient Atlantean history. Long ago we abandoned our obssesion with wealth to focus on the pursuit of knowledge. So help yourselves to as much as you pockets can carry!}}
+{{L|LRH|What you see here is a glimpse of ancient Atlantean history. Long ago we abandoned our obsession with wealth to focus on the pursuit of knowledge. So help yourselves to as much as you pockets can carry!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|As much as me pockets can carry?! ♪Oh, if I'd only known when I woke up today, I'd have stopped at me tailors along the way, and had ten more pockets put on me pants, 'cause I think I hear a money avalanche!♪ ''[yodels]'' ♪Look at all this cash, hey, look at all this money! I hope me heart can take it!♪ ''[goes unconscious]''}}
 {{L|Fish|Clear! ''[shocks Krabs]''}}
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 {{L|LRH|Don't dally, lads. You don't wanna be left behind do you?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, sir. Come along, Patrick!}}
-{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiousity and I was wonderin' if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}}
+{{L|Sandy|You know, LRH, I was born with a scientific curiosity and I was wonderin' if I could have a look at some of your scientific achievements?}}
 {{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Alantean hall of Science.}}
 {{L|''[Opens a large door]''}}
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 {{L|Sandy|What does this gizmo do?}}
 {{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example and turn it into say, ice cream. ''[Ice cream comes out of the machine]'' Would anyone like to try?}}
-{{L|Sponge and Pat|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!!}}
+{{L|Spongebob and Patrick|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!!}}
 {{L|LRH|Go ahead!}}
 {{L|Sponge and Pat|Yay!}}
 {{L|''[The boys eat the ice cream]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavoured.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Comb flavored.}}
 {{L|Sandy|What else can it turn things into?}}
 {{L|LRH|Actually it can only turn things into ice cream. We haven't worked that bug out yet but I can show you the most amazing/fantastic device created by Atlantean hands. Behold, this grand machine allows the user to shrink down to nano-stature, enabling them to battle germs hand to hand.}}
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 {{L|Sandy|Y'all head out without me.}}
 {{L|''[Sandy goes back in the machine again]''}}
-{{L|LRH|Well then, good luck. Have fun. We'll see you at dinner. ''[To SpongeBob]'' Your friend Sandy certainly is an exciteable one.}}
+{{L|LRH|Well then, good luck. Have fun. We'll see you at dinner. ''[To SpongeBob]'' Your friend Sandy certainly is an excitable one.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Quite.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Somehow I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Somehow I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoos the longest.}}
 {{L|''[The camera zooms in to the heater vent where Plankton is hiding, Plankon chuckles]''}}
-{{L|Plankon|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beatiful fuse! And with this one I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues..... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' ♪Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes!♪ Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
+{{L|Plankon|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beautiful fuse! And with this one I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues..... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' ♪Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes!♪ Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
 {{L|LRH|Gentlemen? What is art?}}
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 {{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Whoa!}}
-{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renniseance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend, eternity♪ ''[holds note]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|This place is amazing! ''[steps into other paintings]'' ♪Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet! From the very first drawings on walls in caves, art has been what the heart and soul craves! So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again! From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal. Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van! Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism. Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend, eternity♪ ''[holds note]''}}
 {{L|''[Scene cuts when Squidward's out of the painting]''}}
 {{L|Atlantean|Hey can you not sing? I'm trying to model here!}}
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 {{L|''[They managed to get the glass back on its pedestal after a close call when sphere rolls onto SpongeBob and the bubble landed on the glass on his side but bounces off without any harm, they laugh in victory]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Whoo, that was a close one buddy!}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah! We almost popped the most prized possesion of all Atlanteans! ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah! We almost popped the most prized possession of all Atlanteans! ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Boy, that would have been out greatest blunder without a doubt! But we should go before something bad does happen.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ooh! Let's get a picture for our scrapbooks before leave.}}
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 {{L|Sandy|Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your high-tech lab!}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk in feeling nervous]''}}
-{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession?}}
+{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized possession?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gulp]'' We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
 {{L|All|Huh?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Because, uh, Gary misses me?}}
 {{L|''[Scene cuts to SpongeBob's house when Gary is having a party with other snails]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|WE DESTROYED YOUR MOST PRIZED POSESSION!!! ''[Covers mouth]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|WE DESTROYED YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION!!! ''[Covers mouth]''}}
 {{L|LRH|''[pauses]'' Ahahaha! If there's one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it's a healthy dose of dark humor!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|It's not a joke, we burst the Bubble!}}
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 ==Patchy Segment 3==
-{{L|Patchy|''[realises that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[realises that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get into Encino.}}
 {{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}