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{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}} | {{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}} | {{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else. ''[Mr Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah hold still, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}} | {{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}} | ||
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}} | {{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}} | ||
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{{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Alantean hall of Science.}} | {{L|LRH|Of course, Miss Cheeks, here we are, the combination of all our technology. I give you the Alantean hall of Science.}} | ||
{{L|''[Opens a large door]''}} | {{L|''[Opens a large door]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Hoppin' acorns. Look at all this high tech gear! | {{L|Sandy|Hoppin' acorns. Look at all this high tech gear! ''[Looks at an invention]'' What does this gizmo do?}} | ||
{{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example and turn it into say, ice cream. Would anyone like to try?}} | {{L|LRH|It's a biomass converting device. It can take any household object, this comb for example and turn it into say, ice cream. Would anyone like to try?}} | ||
{{L|Both|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!!}} | {{L|Both|Oh me, me, me, me, meee, mee!!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to help you!}} | {{L|Patrick|Don't worry, SpongeBob. I'm coming to help you!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick disappears]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|OK I've seen enough. Let me out of this thing! | {{L|Squidward|OK I've seen enough. Let me out of this thing! ''[Squidward disappears and reappears into a game boy game graphic scene]'' What's going on here. I... Oh no. Ahh!}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward sees a giant nose]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, don't make any sudden movements!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward shoves SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward shoves SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I thought you'd never ask! Art is the conscious arrangement of elements in a manner that affects a sense of beauty.}} | {{L|Squidward|I thought you'd never ask! Art is the conscious arrangement of elements in a manner that affects a sense of beauty.}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Not even close! ''[Squidward looks shocked]'' Art is what happens when you learn to dream. | {{L|LRH|Not even close! ''[Squidward looks shocked]'' Art is what happens when you learn to dream. ''[Gives SpongeBob a blue paint brush]'' Go ahead. Dream a little.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob touches the wall with the brush and the paint creates SpongeBob's house door]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob touches the wall with the brush and the paint creates SpongeBob's house door]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|It looks like my front door!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|It looks like my front door!}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Behold! The Hall of Arts!}} | {{L|LRH|Behold! The Hall of Arts!}} | ||
{{L|''[He opens the door, they step in, and Squidward's mouth opens]''}} | {{L|''[He opens the door, they step in, and Squidward's mouth opens]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Incredible! ''[cries]'' The creativity! The artistry! | {{L|Squidward|Incredible! ''[cries]'' The creativity! The artistry! ''[Walks in front of a painting]'' This painting is so realistic! It looks like you could step straight into it.}} | ||
{{L|LRH|And you can!}} | {{L|LRH|And you can!}} | ||
{{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}} | {{L|''[Throws Squidward into the painting]''}} | ||
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{{L|LRH|Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}} | {{L|LRH|Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make ready for tonight's dinner. So I'm just going to leave you two friendly strangers alone with our most beloved ancient and fragile Atlantean relic. Join us in the dining hall when you've had an eye-full!}} | ||
{{L|''[LRH leaves]''}} | {{L|''[LRH leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you Mr. Lord Royal Highness sir. | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you Mr. Lord Royal Highness sir. ''[They shove their faces on the glass]'' Just look at it Patrick. Ah the stories this bubble could tell. I just wish we could get a closer look. ''[They lean in but the glass moves]'' Patrick! Get the--}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh golly! Oh, I don't know how much longer I can hold this!}} | ||
{{L|''[They managed to get the glass back after a close call when the bubble land on the glass on SpongeBob's side and bounces off without any harm, they laugh in victory]''}} | {{L|''[They managed to get the glass back after a close call when the bubble land on the glass on SpongeBob's side and bounces off without any harm, they laugh in victory]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college.}} | {{L|Squidward|I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college.}} | ||
{{L|''[Shows LRH a painting]''}} | {{L|''[Shows LRH a painting]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Absolutely marvelous! And Eugene, I assume the hall of treasure was everything you hoped for? | {{L|LRH|Absolutely marvelous! And Eugene, I assume the hall of treasure was everything you hoped for? ''[Mr. Krabs is brain-washed by the money and talks gibberish] And Sandra, how did you find our laboratory?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|They are just amazing! I used your invention room to make this!}} | {{L|Sandy|They are just amazing! I used your invention room to make this!}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Splendid. What does it do?}} | {{L|LRH|Splendid. What does it do?}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|I'll show you. | {{L|Sandy|I'll show you. ''[Presses a button and the food goes directly in her stomach]'' Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your high-tech lab!}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walks in feeling nervous]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walks in feeling nervous]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession?}} | {{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession?}} | ||
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{{L|Both|Ooh!}} | {{L|Both|Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and the bubble finally pops]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and the bubble finally pops]''}} | ||
{{L|LRH|''[snarles]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! | {{L|LRH|''[snarles]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! ''[The guards come and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick shakes in fear for what they've done] SEIZE THESE HOSTILE BUBBLE POPPERS!!! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and Squidward and Mr. Krabs join them]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}} | {{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}} | ||
{{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}} | {{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and strange sounds appear. Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}} | {{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and strange sounds appear. Potty brawks, and then, pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone! ''[Patchy cries]'' Oooooo, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh, potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}} | ||
{{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}} | {{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! | {{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}} | ||
{{L|Computer|LAUNCH SEQUENCE EMPLOYED! ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughes diabocally, everyone gasped and they held each other. The tank shoots out ice cream and a cow's moo is heard, SpongeBob and Patrick starts eating the ice cream]''}} | {{L|Computer|LAUNCH SEQUENCE EMPLOYED! ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughes diabocally, everyone gasped and they held each other. The tank shoots out ice cream and a cow's moo is heard, SpongeBob and Patrick starts eating the ice cream]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}} | {{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}} | ||
{{L|Both|Thanks Plankton!}} | {{L|Both|Thanks Plankton!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ICE CREAM?!?!?!?! | {{L|Plankton|Ice cream? It shoots ICE CREAM?!?!?!?! ''[Plankton jumps out of the tank]'' Oversized ice cream maker! ''[Kicks the tank]'' Yah! Ouch! Ow!}} | ||
{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! ''[Looks at Plankton]'' ''[Babyish tone]'' Won't you little fella?}} | |||
{{L|LRH|Look! A talking speck! This talking speck will make a fantastic ''[looks at SpongeBob and Patrick]'' replacement for our recently deflated national treasure! | |||
{{L|Plankton|I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU--}} | {{L|Plankton|I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU--}} | ||
{{L|''[LRH squeezes him]''}} | {{L|''[LRH squeezes him]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patchy|Well, pretty good story, Eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' | {{L|Patchy|Well, pretty good story, Eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' | ||
I found Encino. | I found Encino. | ||
''[Relized it's been shrunked]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue while screaming, aliens appears]'' | ''[Relized it's been shrunked]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue while screaming, aliens appears]''}} | ||
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. But, our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}} | {{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. But, our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home.}} | {{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home.}} |
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