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{{EpisodeTr/92}}
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{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses]''}}
{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! [Tosses it into the car] And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should calm my jangled nerve. At least my dash-in hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy groans and moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
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{{L|Patrick|It Is?}}
{{L|Patrick|It Is?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, it is, my friend. Allow me to demonstrate. ''[blows a bubble in the shape of a microphone and starts singing]'' ♪The sun must set at the end of every day.♪ ''[the sun sets and pops]'' ♪And the curtain must fall at the end of every play.♪ ''[a curtain made of bubble soap drops down behind Patrick and pops. SpongeBob floats up on a bubble. He is surrounded by lots of other bubbles]'' ♪And every little bubble ever blown must someday pop.♪ ''[all of the bubbles pop. SpongeBob falls]''}}
{{L|Patrick|♪Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese souffle, it doesn't last all day.♪}}
{{L|Patrick|♪Like presents on Christmas Day, it doesn't seem to stay. Or a cheese soufflé, it doesn't last all day.♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I will try again...♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪I will try again...♪}}
{{L|Backup Singers|♪Try again...♪}}
{{L|Backup Singers|♪Try again...♪}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Whistles]'' Oo...uh...beautiful day for standing outside a museum doin' nothin'.}}
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
{{L|Security Guard|Whatever you say.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Mr. Krabs pretends to be administration]'' Hello there. Welcome to the museum! That'll be three dollars.}}
{{L|Old Lady|But I thought it was free Tuesday.}}
{{L|Old Lady|But I thought it was free Tuesday.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|No, no, no. Today's Monday. Otherwise I wouldn't be wearing this "I hate Mondays" shirt.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, whats an Atlantean omelet?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, whats an Atlantean omelet?}}
{{L|Squidward|AMULET, NOT OMELET! It's the key to untold riches!}}
{{L|Squidward|AMULET, NOT OMELET! It's the key to untold riches!}}
{{L|''[Mr Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs shoves SpongeBob and Patrick over violently and faces Squidward]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches!?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Did somebody say untold riches!?}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
{{L|Squidward|Yes Eugene. The streets are lined with gold, and the street lamps are made with diamonds.}}
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{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Well, bad news, kids. Encino's still lost. ''[The radio starts playing]'' Oh! But, at least I got me radio fixed! ''[Patchy snaps his fingers while listening to it, then, it explodes]'' Well, enjoy the rest of the show. ''[cuts back to Atlantis and then cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
{{L|LRH|It is both an honor and a pleasure to welcome you to Atlantis. We haven't had visitors in some time. You see, being in a lost city has certain disadvantages which I digress. Now if you follow me, I'll show you some of our grandest achievements...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else. ''[Mr Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah hold still, Squidward.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! You told me the streets were paved with gold. Now that street light better be a 600 dollar diamond or else. ''[Mr. Krabs gets on Squidward's neck and starts unscrewing a lightbulb]'' Ah hold still, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}}
{{L|Squidward|You're standing on my neck!}}
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}}
{{L|''[They trip and the light bulb smashes]''}}
{{L|LRH|Are you all right?}}
{{L|LRH|Are you all right?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah, but I feel odd.}}
{{L|''[Mr Krabs starts acting strange]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs starts acting strange]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs?}}
{{L|''[Mr Krabs sniffs]''}}
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs sniffs]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'd know that smell anywhere. Me pockets. They'd be smelling loot.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'd know that smell anywhere. Me pockets. They'd be smelling loot.}}
{{L|''[His pockets drag him into the hall of Treasure]''}}
{{L|''[His pockets drag him into the hall of Treasure]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Quite.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quite.}}
{{L|Squidward|Somehow I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
{{L|Squidward|Somehow I knew I'd get stuck with you yahoo's the longest.}}
{{L|''[The camera zooms in to the heater vent where Plankton is hiding, Plankon chuckles]''}}
{{L|''[The camera zooms in to the heater vent where Plankton is hiding, Plankton chuckles]''}}
{{L|Plankon|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beatiful fuse! And with this one I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' ♪Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes!♪ Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Plankon|♪Oh, what a beautiful sight! Weapons as far as the eye can see. But which one will be right for me? How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? Which is best to guarantee eternal rest? So many weapons! How do I choose? Look at this one with a beautiful fuse! And with this one I couldn't lose. That one will surely give them the blues... And this one here matches my shoes!♪ ''[serious tone]'' ♪Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes!♪ Eeny, meeny, minie moe, I pick you, now let's go! ''[jumps into a giant tank's gun. Scene cuts to LRH giving the tour]''}}
{{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
{{L|Squidward|This stuff is wonderful and all but when are we going to see some real Atlantean culture?}}
{{L|LRH|Gentlemen? What is art?}}
{{L|LRH|Gentlemen? What is art?}}
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{{L|Squidward|I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college.}}
{{L|Squidward|I'm never leaving this place. I've learned more about painting in a few hours here than I did in four years of community college.}}
{{L|''[Shows LRH a painting]''}}
{{L|''[Shows LRH a painting]''}}
{{L|LRH|Absolutely marvelous! And Eugene, I assume the hall of treasure was everything you hoped for? ''[Mr. Krabs is brain-washed by the money and talks gibberish] And Sandra, how did you find our laboratory?}}
{{L|LRH|Absolutely marvelous! And Eugene, I assume the hall of treasure was everything you hoped for? ''[Mr. Krabs is brain-washed by the money and talks gibberish]'' And Sandra, how did you find our laboratory?}}
{{L|Sandy|They are just amazing! I used your invention room to make this!}}
{{L|Sandy|They are just amazing! I used your invention room to make this!}}
{{L|LRH|Splendid. What does it do?}}
{{L|LRH|Splendid. What does it do?}}
{{L|Sandy|I'll show you. ''[Presses a button and the food goes directly in her stomach]'' Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your high-tech lab!}}
{{L|Sandy|I'll show you. ''[Presses a button and the food goes directly in her stomach]'' Now I can eat underwater without removing my helmet! This is just the beginning! I should have a cure for the common cold up and running by tomorrow afternoon with your high-tech lab!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walks in feeling nervous]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Patrick walks in feeling nervous]''}}
{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized posession?}}
{{L|LRH|SpongeBob, Patrick, tell me. How did you enjoy our rarest and most prized possession?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulp]'' We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gulp]'' We have to go back to Bikini Bottom now!}}
{{L|All|Huh?}}
{{L|All|Huh?}}
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{{L|Both|Ooh!}}
{{L|Both|Ooh!}}
{{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and the bubble finally pops]''}}
{{L|''[Patrick takes a picture of the bubble and the bubble finally pops]''}}
{{L|LRH|''[snarles]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! ''[The guards come and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick shakes in fear for what they've done] SEIZE THESE HOSTILE BUBBLE POPPERS!!! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and Squidward and Mr. Krabs join them]''}}
{{L|LRH|''[snarls]'' Summon the Atlantean Royal Guard! ''[The guards come and grunt, SpongeBob and Patrick shakes in fear for what they've done]'' SEIZE THESE HOSTILE BUBBLE POPPERS!!! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick scream and Squidward and Mr. Krabs join them]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}}
{{L|Sandy|Don't just stand there! Move!}}
{{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}}
{{L|''[She pushes the gang, the guards attack with a trident, pickaxe, and mace]''}}
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{{L|Sandy|Hang in there, little buddy! ''[she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls, and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose. Then, she uses Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way]''}}
{{L|Sandy|Hang in there, little buddy! ''[she uses Squidward's tentacles to grab the shooting balls, and fires the balls at the guards by pulling Squidward's nose. Then, she uses Mr. Krabs and Mr. Krabs uses his claws to knock the guards out of the way]''}}
{{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
{{L|LRH|Don't let them get away!}}
{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankon's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|''[The guards follow the gang outside the building but they all see Plankton's giant tank, Plankton aims at them while laughing diabolically. Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|Patchy|''[realises that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
{{L|Patchy|''[realizes that there is no water left]'' This is the end of patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. And here come the vultures the pick me bones! ''[Potty flies up]'' Shiver me timbers! It's potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get into Encino.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Patchy, it's me. SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[Patchy is excited, and then he cries]'' Don't lose hope. Everything will be all right when you get into Encino.}}
{{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
{{L|Patchy|But, Encino is gone.}}
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{{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
{{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
{{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, PREPARE TO TASTE MY WRATH!!! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}
{{L|Computer|LAUNCH SEQUENCE EMPLOYED! ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughes diabocally, everyone gasped and they held each other. The tank shoots out ice cream and a cow's moo is heard, SpongeBob and Patrick starts eating the ice cream]''}}
{{L|Computer|LAUNCH SEQUENCE EMPLOYED! ''[The tank shakes and Plankton laughs diabolically, everyone gasped and they held each other. The tank shoots out ice cream and a cow's moo is heard, SpongeBob and Patrick starts eating the ice cream]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}}
{{L|Patrick|Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream.}}
{{L|Both|Thanks Plankton!}}
{{L|Both|Thanks Plankton!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
{{L|SpongeBob|♪Bikini Bottom is the greatest place to be! I can--♪}}
{{L|All|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|All|♪Good-bye Atlantis!♪ ''[Patchy reappears]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Well, pretty good story, Eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Relized it's been shrunked]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, aliens appears]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Well, pretty good story, Eh, kids? ''[Steps on something, which happens to be Encino]'' I found Encino. ''[Realized it's been shrunken]'' But, it's all tiny. Somebody must have... ''[Sees a big blue beam while screaming, aliens appears]''}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. But, our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Sorry, sir. But, our son Norbluckfive was messing with his shrink-a-tron again.}}
{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home.}}
{{L|Patchy|No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home.}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Ok, hand it over, Nobluckfive.''Norbluckfive pulls out a remote and gives it to his mother'' We'll fix your town, Beardy.}}
{{L|Norbluckfive's mother|Ok, hand it over, Nobluckfive.''[Norbluckfive pulls out a remote and gives it to his mother]'' We'll fix your town, Beardy.}}
{{L|Patchy|Beardy?''[Then, Norbluckfive's mother pushes the button, causing a huge tornado to be created with Patchy in it screaming. Cuts to Patchy's house]'' Well, Look's like everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? ''[Wonders where Potty is]'' Potty?}}
{{L|Patchy|Beardy?''[Then, Norbluckfive's mother pushes the button, causing a huge tornado to be created with Patchy in it screaming. Cuts to Patchy's house]'' Well, Look's like everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? ''[Wonders where Potty is]'' Potty?}}
{{L|Potty|Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ''[Stomps on Patchy]''}}
{{L|Potty|Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ''[Stomps on Patchy]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And some more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}
{{L|Patchy|Ow! Well, kids, I'm a little busy right now, but, be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy. Ow! And some more SpongeBob SquarePants. Potty, will you get off of me! ''[SpongeBob laughs]''}}

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