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{{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}} | {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}} | {{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn and groans]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon!!! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}} | ||
{{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}} | {{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}} | {{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}} | ||
{{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}} | {{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}} | ||
{{L|Patchy| | {{L|Patchy|YOU WHAAAAAATT?!!}} | ||
{{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}} | {{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' | {{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' DO YOU MIND-DUH?! I'M TRYING TO TALK TO MY PARROT!!! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' CURSE THIS TRAFFIC!!!! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Argh, home at last! What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ''[Patchy sobs]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[sobs again, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}} | ||
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