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 {{L|''[We see a live traffic jam on a busy expressway. Patchy is in one of the cars in it. He is also wearing sunglasses.]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is really bad. A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare [[Frampton Comes Alive]] 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song. Patchy answers the phone]'' Who's calling? Yes, Patchy here. Start squawking.}}
+{{L|Patchy|Let's go! ''[honks his horn]'' Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. '[grumbles in frustration]' A little music should soothe me jangled nerves. At least my in-dash hi-fi still works. ''[Patchy puts a cassette tape in the radio, which breaks and the music stops. Patchy shows the broken cassette tape.]'' Oh! Me ultra-rare "[[Frampton Comes Alive]]" 8-track destroyed! ''[Tosses it into the car]'' And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon! ''[Patchy growls and cries while he moans. Patchy's cell phone rings. The ringtone is SpongeBob's piccolo from the theme song]'' Who's calling? ''[answers the phone]'' Yes, Patchy here. Start squawkin'.}}
 {{L|Potty|''[squawks]'' Hey, Patchy, the new SpongeBob cartoon is about to start. Where are you, brawk?}}
 {{L|Patchy|Stuck on the 101. Be a dear and record it for me, will you?}}
 {{L|Potty|Oh, I threw out that old Betamax machine in the garbage. ''[squawks]''}}
-{{L|Patchy|You What?!}}
+{{L|Patchy|You wha-a-a-a-at?!}}
 {{L|Potty|Oh, calm down, beardy.}}
-{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Guah. Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic...! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No...! ''[Patchy sobs]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[sobs again, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
+{{L|Patchy|Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! ''[Someone honks his horn at Patchy]'' Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! ''[The man looks at Patchy in shock as Patchy gets back on his phone to talk to Potty]'' Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber. ''[Potty hangs up]'' Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello? '[looks at his phone's screen. It says "call dropped" with a Jolly Roger symbol. Patchy groans]'' Dropped again. ''[Patchy closes his phone]'' Curse this traffic...! ''[the traffic starts moving again]'' Ooh! ''[Patchy pulls up his anchor, much to the man's confusion. Patchy drives into a desert-like area]'' Arr, home at last. What the...? ''[his eyes pop out from behind his pair of sunglasses, breaking them]'' Encino... it's gone. No...! ''[Patchy sobs]'' You know, kids, this kinda reminds Patchy of an old story. Another story of a lost city. Why don't you check it out? Oh, Encino. ''[sobs again, and the episode starts. SpongeBob and Patrick are blowing bubbles]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|A beautiful specimen, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hurry, Patrick, hurry! ''[Patrick takes a photo of the bubble and it pops]'' How's it look, buddy? Ready for the old scrapbook?}}
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 {{L|''[Patchy is shown playing an instrumental by a man and woman at a bench, annoying them and making the latter's baby cry. They walk away as the chorus joins back in]}}
 {{L|♪You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got to believe. Everything's all right. You got to believe. I'm back in Encino. You got--♪}}
-{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still... gone! ''[Patchy groans]'' Ooh, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Oh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. You know, I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. You know, when it gets above 130, 135, it gets kind of grody, you know.}}
+{{L|Patchy|''[drops his ice-cream scoop and we hear strange sounds. Potty squawks, and then pokes Patchy]'' Ow! Ow! It was all a hallucination. Encino's still... gone! ''[Patchy groans]'' Ooh, a sandwich. Potty, you're a lifesaver. ''[opens a sandwich]'' Oh! Oh, Potty, you know I don't like mayo! ''[sees a vulture]'' Here, you want some? Go on. Uh... take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets up above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of... grody, you know.}}
 {{L|''[cuts to the gang standing in front of the tank]''}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[laughs diabolically]'' Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis and prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch, and the switch didn't budge]'' Yeah! Huh? Uh, uh I mean, uh, prepare to taste my wrath! ''[He stomps on the switch rapidly harder, but it still didn't budge]'' Oh, you! ''[Grabs a rock while struggling]'' Prepare to taste my wrath! ''[Throws the rock on the switch, and the switch budged]''}}