Baby Prunes

Milva Jensen (born June 1, 1510, age 501) is an extremely old woman. She married Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen in 1528. She gave birth to 97 children, and all 97 survived, the 97th child is Old Man Jenkins, whom she gave birth to in 1879 when she was 369. She appears in Chocolate With Nuts when SpongeBob and Patrick sell her chocolate. Smitty died in 1897. He lived to be 394. She lives with her elderly daughter Mary in Bikini Bottom, but she herself is ancient compared to just about anyone in the city, including her daughter. She is shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine, and thus must get around by a wheelchair. She's extremely hard at hearing and has no physical eyes left. She is also somewhat bad-tempered and impatient, often irritating her daughter Mary to no end.

When SpongeBob and Patrick come to Mary's doorstep, her mother comes forth to see what they are selling. Mary is forced to scream at the top of her lungs that they are selling chocolate bars, to which her mother reminisces on when chocolate was invented, and how much she hated it, if she ment when it was first made she would have had to be alive in 1847, but if she meant the first chocolate bar she would have had to be alive. (the year the first modern chocolate bar was made) or years later when it was first sold. Patrick then tells her that the chocolate will make her live forever if she rubs it on her skin. Excited at this offer, she buys a bar from the boys, much to her daughter's dismay, and demands that Mary start rubbing her with the chocolate.

Later in the episode, Mary and her mother double-date Patrick and SpongeBob after they become successful at selling their chocolate. It is possible that she died at one point.

Here is a list of the 97 children

1.James

2.Lisa

3.Linda

4.Jayme

5.Louann

6.Brittney

7.Aaron

8.Blake

9.Ryan

10.Sean

11.Ethan

12.Zoey

13.Carly

14.Freddie

15.Sam

16.Spencer

17.Marissa

18.Chloe

19.Ariel

20.Hannah

21.Cole

22.Aric

23.Elizabeth

24.Josie

25.Lilly

26.Alex

27.Grace

28.Riley

29.Carson

30.Wyatt

31.Anna

32.Nick

33.Kyle

34.Kelli

35.Cassandra

36.Ryan

37.Lauren

38.Rachel

39.Randy

40.Kirk

41.Patrick

42.Ann

43.Rose

44.Jerry

45.John

46.Renee

47.Andrea

48.Lillian

49.Gordy

50.Carter

51.Mary

52.Megan

53.Meghan

54.Morgan

55.Callie

56.Sarah

57.Bradley

58.Janine

59.June

60.Leroy

61.Jasmine

62.Ella

63.Curtis

64.Dakota

65.Calvin

66.Edward

67.Malik

68.Miranda

69.Cora

70.William

71.Laura

72.Sasha

73.Brianna

74.Joaquinn

75.Sajan

76.Jiji

77.Cleofus

78.Molly

79.Jackson

80.Christina

81.Micheal

82.Taylor

83.Nathan

84.Jennette

85.Simon

86.Edna

87.Cleopatra

88.Tutankhamen

89.Benjamin

90.Matthew

91.Shawn

92.Tony

93.Abraham

94.Joseph

95.George

96.Stephanie

97.Old Man Jenkins (born July 17, 1879, age 132)