Baby Prunes

Milva Jensen (born June 1, 1510, age 501) is an extremely old woman. She married Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen in 1528. She gave birth to 97 children, and all 97 survived, the 97th child is Old Man Jenkins, whom she gave birth to in 1879 when she was 369. She appears in Chocolate With Nuts when SpongeBob and Patrick sell her chocolate. Smitty died in 1897. He lived to be 394. She lives with her elderly daughter Mary in Bikini Bottom, but she herself is ancient compared to just about anyone in the city, including her daughter. She is shriveled up to the point where she appears to be merely a head and a spine, and thus must get around by a wheelchair. She's extremely hard at hearing and has no physical eyes left. She is also somewhat bad-tempered and impatient, often irritating her daughter Mary to no end.

When SpongeBob and Patrick come to Mary's doorstep, her mother comes forth to see what they are selling. Mary is forced to scream at the top of her lungs that they are selling chocolate bars, to which her mother reminisces on when chocolate was invented, and how much she hated it, if she ment when it was first made she would have had to be alive in 1847, but if she meant the first chocolate bar she would have had to be alive. (the year the first modern chocolate bar was made) or years later when it was first sold. Patrick then tells her that the chocolate will make her live forever if she rubs it on her skin. Excited at this offer, she buys a bar from the boys, much to her daughter's dismay, and demands that Mary start rubbing her with the chocolate.

Later in the episode, Mary and her mother double-date Patrick and SpongeBob after they become successful at selling their chocolate. It is possible that she died at one point.

Here is a list of the 97 children

1.Jackson (born June 4, 1530; age 481)

2.Lisa (born June 5, 1531; age 480)

3.Linda (born March 3, 1533; age 478)

4.Jayme (born April 5, 1535; age 476)

5.Louann (born March 12, 1536; age 475)

6.Brittney (born January 8, 1537; age 474)

7.Aaron (born January 7, 1539; age 472)

8.Blake (born July 11, 1540; age 471)

9.Ryan (born May 17, 1541; age 470)

10.Sean (born March 29, 1544; age 467)

11.Ethan (born January 10, 1548; age 463)

12.Zoey (born August 2, 1550; age 460)

13.Carly (born February 4, 1555; age 456)

14.Freddie (born May 6, 1560; age 451)

15.Sam (born June 4, 1566; age 445)

16.Spencer (born July 16, 1571; age 440)

17.Marissa (born July 17, 1579; age 432)

18.Chloe (born June 2, 1581; age 430)

19.Ariel (born May 29, 1586; age 425)

20.Hannah (born May 4, 1593; age 418)

21.Cole (born May 5, 1601; age 410)

22.Aric (born January 1, 1605; age 406)

23.Elizabeth (born January 6, 1611; age 400)

24.Josie (born January 3, 1614; age 397)

25.Lilly (born June 21, 1620; age 391)

26.Alex (born July 1, 1626; age 385)

27.Grace (born February 13, 1631; age 380)

28.Riley (born January 8, 1635; age 375)

29.Carson (born September 18, 1642; age 368)

30.Wyatt (born April 19, 1645; age 366)

31.Anna (born June 8, 1647; age 364)

32.Nick (born February 11, 1650; age 361)

33.Kyle (born August 1, 1654; age 356)

34.Kelli (born November 25, 1657; age 353)

35.Cassandra (born July 7, 1660; age 351)

36.Ryan (born July 9, 1661; age 350)

37.Lauren (born September 5, 1665; age 345)

38.Rachel (born April 9, 1669; age 342)

39.Randy (born July 12, 1672; age 339)

40.Kirk (born April 21, 1676; age 335)

41.Patrick (born July 17, 1679; age 332)

42.Ann (born February 17, 1681; age 330)

43.Rose (born January 20, 1684; age 327)

44.Jerry (born January 31, 1685; age 326)

45.John (born June 18, 1687; age 324)

46.Renee (born April 2, 1691; age 320)

47.Andrea (born April 6, 1692; age 319)

48.Lillian (born June 9, 1697; age 314)

49.Gordy (born January 22, 1700; age 311)

50.Carter (born September 6, 1702; age 308)

51.Mary (born February 7, 1707; age 304)

52.Megan (born July 26, 1711; age 300)

53.Meghan (born May 24, 1712; age 299)

54.Morgan (born August 27, 1714; age 296)

55.Callie (born January 15, 1719; age 292)

56.Sarah (born January 4, 1724; age 287)

57.Bradley (born July 7, 1731; age 280)

58.Janine (born July 3, 1736; age 275)

59.June (born November 23, 1740; age 270)

60.Leroy (born September 16, 1742; age 268)

61.Jasmine (born April 17, 1745; age 266)

62.Ella (born April 30, 1752; age 259)

63.Curtis (born March 7, 1756; age 255)

64.Dakota (born July 28, 1761; age 250)

65.Calvin (born December 1, 1763; age 247)

66.Edward (born December 31, 1767; age 243)

67.Malik (born June 7, 1771; age 240)

68.Miranda (born July 4, 1776; age 235)

69.Cora (born July 17, 1779; age 232)

70.William (born June 8, 1783; age 228)

71.Laura (born July 5, 1789; age 222)

72.Sasha (born February 12, 1790; age 221)

73.Brianna (born January 2, 1793; age 218)

74.Joaquinn (born September 14, 1796; age 214)

75.Sajan (born July 10, 1800; age 211)

76.Jiji (born November 4, 1802; age 208)

77.Cleofus (born October 31, 1805; age 205)

78.Molly (born April 7, 1809; age 202)

79.Jackson (born July 28, 1812; age 199)

80.Christina (born October 5, 1814; age 196)

81.Micheal (born September 4, 1817; age 193)

82.Taylor (born April 11, 1821; age 190)

83.Nathan (born May 4, 1824; age 187)

84.Jennette (born August 4, 1827; age 183)

85.Simon (born February 11, 1830; age 181)

86.Edna (born December 11, 1832; age 178)

87.Cleopatra (born November 6, 1836; age 174)

88.Tutankhamen (born May 23, 1839; age 172)

89.Benjamin (born April 29, 1841; age 170)

90.Matthew (born February 2, 1846; age 165)

91.Shawn (born January 1, 1852; age 159)

92.Tony (born July 27, 1857; age 154)

93.Abraham (born October 7, 1861; age 149)

94.Joseph (born June 3, 1865; age 146)

95.George (born March 11, 1872; age 139)

96.Stephanie (born February 6, 1875; age 136)

97.Old Man Jenkins (born July 17, 1879; age 132)