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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Jellyfishing. I can't wait! Can you, Patrick? ''[Patrick is eating tartar sauce]'' Patrick? Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, boy! Jellyfishing. I can't wait! Can you, Patrick? ''[Patrick is eating tartar sauce]'' Patrick? Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Did you say something?}} | {{L|Patrick|Did you say something?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uh, I said... ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Uh, I said... ''[gets hit in the eye with a jellyfishing net]'' Ow!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm not sure how to respond to that.}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm not sure how to respond to that.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps happily]'' Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! ''[Mermaid Man is sleeping]''}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|''[to Mermaid Man]'' Hey! We're stuck here, remember?}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|''[to Mermaid Man]'' Hey! We're stuck here, remember?}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|Why is that?}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|Why is that?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[starts screaming nervously as the Dirty Bubble stares at them.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|''[starts screaming nervously as the Dirty Bubble stares at them.]''}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|''[laughs]'' Scared, boys?}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|''[laughs]'' Scared, boys?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick |Mmm-hmm.}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mmm-hmm.}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Well, don't be. ''[pops the Dirty Bubble with a needle]''}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|Well, don't be. ''[pops the Dirty Bubble with a needle]''}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|And as long as no one touches anything, there's nothing here to be scared of.}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|And as long as no one touches anything, there's nothing here to be scared of.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob |Understood.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Understood.}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|And this is our time machine. This device allows us to transport into the future or past at a date or destination of our choosing.}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|And this is our time machine. This device allows us to transport into the future or past at a date or destination of our choosing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick |Ooh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Unfortunately, the consequences of altering the order of history are so dangerous, we've chosen it to leave it alone, so you must not touch...}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|Unfortunately, the consequences of altering the order of history are so dangerous, we've chosen it to leave it alone, so you must not touch...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick |''[yells]'' Hey, this snack machine took my quarter! I want my crunchy munchities!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[yells]'' Hey, this snack machine took my quarter! I want my crunchy munchities!}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|No!}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|No!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick |Stupid box! ''[presses the start button on the time machine and the alarm goes off]'' You really gotta get that thing fixed.}} | {{L|Patrick|Stupid box! ''[presses the start button on the time machine and the alarm goes off]'' You really gotta get that thing fixed.}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|You fool! You realize what you've done?!}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|You fool! You realize what you've done?!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[cluelessly]'' Well, I lost a quarter.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[cluelessly]'' Well, I lost a quarter.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Patrick, we're all born in our old place in time. Hello, fellow citizen. ''[This is a robot with a surveillance camera. Cut to show Squilliam Fancyson glueing poster with Man Ray saying "He has a plan" to a wall]'' Hello, Squilliam.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Patrick, we're all born in our old place in time. Hello, fellow citizen. ''[This is a robot with a surveillance camera. Cut to show Squilliam Fancyson glueing poster with Man Ray saying "He has a plan" to a wall]'' Hello, Squilliam.}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|Man Ray is great.}} | {{L|Squilliam|Man Ray is great.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah. ''[he and Patrick walk away]'' Must be taking care of his community service obligations.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick| That'll teach him to jaywalk. ''[They pass over another poster saying "I am watching you" which has Man Ray's moving eyes on it]''}} | {{L|Patrick| That'll teach him to jaywalk. ''[They pass over another poster saying "I am watching you" which has Man Ray's moving eyes on it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Say, uh, Patrick, do you notice anything different about our fair city? ''[A line of prisoners walks by them]'' }} | {{L|SpongeBob|Say, uh, Patrick, do you notice anything different about our fair city? ''[A line of prisoners walks by them]'' }} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Even worse than that, Patrick. The police got new uniforms!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Even worse than that, Patrick. The police got new uniforms!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh, no! What did they do with those old ones?!}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, no! What did they do with those old ones?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And yikes! What happened to the Krusty Krab?! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|And yikes! What happened to the Krusty Krab?! ''[reads the sign]'' "The designated area where you are permitted by Man Ray, your ruler, to obtain sandwiches using Man Ray dollars"? Do you see the under-lying tragedy in all this?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I’m all out of Man Ray dollars?}} | {{L|Patrick|I’m all out of Man Ray dollars?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. It means we somehow changed the course of history when we went to the past. And now, in this reality, Man Ray is ruler. Oh, we got to do something.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. It means we somehow changed the course of history when we went to the past. And now, in this reality, Man Ray is ruler. Oh, we got to do something.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|But what?}} | {{L|Patrick|But what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What any self-respecting citizen of the free world would do in a time of crisis. See if I still have a job! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|What any self-respecting citizen of the free world would do in a time of crisis. See if I still have a job! ''[he and Patrick walk into the Krusty Krab that now has metal walls and Man Ray watching the customers eating via screen]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Hey, you’re not eating fast enough!}} | {{L|Man Ray|Hey, you’re not eating fast enough!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, Squidw... ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, Squidw... ''[realizes it's Barnacle Boy]''}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Yes?}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|Yes?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[stammers]'' Barnacle Boy? What are you doing here?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[stammers]'' Barnacle Boy? What are you doing here?}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Just getting stuck in a wasted life.}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|Just getting stuck in a wasted life.}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|''[ | {{L|Mermaid Man|''[rings the bell]'' Order up!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mermaid Man! He's wearing a hairnet! ''[As Mermaid Man sighs, he and Patrick run into kitchen]'' What happened? Why are the two greatest heroes ever stuck in this greasy spoon, not combating the evils of Man Ray?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mermaid Man! He's wearing a hairnet! ''[As Mermaid Man sighs, he and Patrick run into kitchen]'' What happened? Why are the two greatest heroes ever stuck in this greasy spoon, not combating the evils of Man Ray?}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|I lost the desire and the physique to fight long ago, kid. Flipping patties is so much easier on the joints when you're my age.}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|I lost the desire and the physique to fight long ago, kid. Flipping patties is so much easier on the joints when you're my age.}} | ||
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