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{{L|Barnacle Boy|And this is our time machine. This device allows us to transport into the future or past at a date or destination of our choosing.}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|And this is our time machine. This device allows us to transport into the future or past at a date or destination of our choosing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Ooh!}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Unfortunately, the consequences of altering the order of history are so dangerous, we've chosen it to leave it alone, so you must not touch...}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|Unfortunately, the consequences of altering the order of history are so dangerous, we've chosen it to leave it alone, so you must not touch... ''[hears Patrick angrily hitting the time machine]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[yells]'' Hey, this snack machine took my quarter! I want my crunchy munchities!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[yells]'' Hey, this snack machine took my quarter! I want my crunchy munchities!}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|No!}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|No!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy|''[they all scream while in the time machine]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob, Patrick, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy|''[they all scream while in the time machine]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where are we? ''[gasps]'' It can't be! Bikini Bottom has at least 39 people living here!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, where are we? ''[gasps]'' It can't be! Bikini Bottom has at least 39 people living here!}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|Maybe as you knew it, but this is a different Bikini Bottom of another time. Maybe if you've hadn't touched the time machine like we told you, Patrick, we wouldn't be in this mess! | {{L|Barnacle Boy|Maybe as you knew it, but this is a different Bikini Bottom of another time. Maybe if you've hadn't touched the time machine like we told you, Patrick, we wouldn't be in this mess! ''[Barnacle Boy points his finger at Patrick angrily as the latter shrinks back in fear]'' Hopefully, we hadn't changed anything with our presence.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Everything looks so old-fashioned.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Everything looks so old-fashioned.}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[laughs wickedly, destroys Bikini Bottom, and laughs wickedly a reprise]'' I'm ready to rule the world and its riches! With this weapon, nothing can stop me!}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[laughs wickedly, destroys Bikini Bottom, and laughs wickedly a reprise]'' I'm ready to rule the world and its riches! With this weapon, nothing can stop me!}} | ||
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{{L|Mermaid Man|Wow, our bodies were so tight.}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|Wow, our bodies were so tight.}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|What went wrong?}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|What went wrong?}} | ||
{{L|Young Barnacle Boy|''[Man Ray screams]'' Jumpin' jellyfish, Mermaid Man, what happened to the tartar sauce?}} | {{L|Young Barnacle Boy|''[Man Ray screams, but they notice the tartar sauce is empty]'' Jumpin' jellyfish, Mermaid Man, what happened to the tartar sauce?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[burps]'' Good thing that was around. I was starving.}} | {{L|Patrick|''[burps]'' Good thing that was around. I was starving.}} | ||
{{L|Young Mermaid Man|Curious. Could I have forgotten to refill it?}} | {{L|Young Mermaid Man|Curious. Could I have forgotten to refill it?}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[shoots up the Tartar Sauce can up while laughing]''}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[shoots up the Tartar Sauce can up while laughing]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|This is creeping me out!}} | {{L|Patrick|This is creeping me out!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob | {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what about Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't got time for that! ''[runs away with SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I don't got time for that! ''[runs away with SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|Where are you going, boys?}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|Where are you going, boys?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are in the locker]'' I just want to go home!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[SpongeBob and Patrick are in the locker]'' I just want to go home! ''[press the start bottom on the time machine]''}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|When are we gonna have those two re-classified as villains? ''[The time machine disappears]''}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|When are we gonna have those two re-classified as villains? ''[The time machine disappears]''}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|They left us here! What are we going to do? Eh, I'm sure it'll all work out.}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|They left us here! What are we going to do? Eh, I'm sure it'll all work out.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I am so sorry for your loss of... yourself.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I am so sorry for your loss of... yourself.}} | ||
{{L|Barnacle Boy|I hate to break up the memorial service, but we're out of tartar sauce out here.}} | {{L|Barnacle Boy|I hate to break up the memorial service, but we're out of tartar sauce out here.}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|Tartar sauce?! The topping that destroyed life as we knew it! If only my tartar sauce attack hadn't failed that day, we wouldn't be living in this wasteland! We're already out?}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|Tartar sauce?! The topping that destroyed life as we knew it! If only my tartar sauce attack hadn't failed that day, we wouldn't be living in this wasteland! ''[notices the tartar sauce can is empty]'' We're already out?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yep. Chewy bits... ''[burps]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yep. Chewy bits... ''[burps]''}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|I knew I recognize you from somewhere, you were there. And you ate that tartar sauce on that day! Do you realize what you’ve done?!}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|''[angrily]'' I knew I recognize you from somewhere, you were there. And you ate that tartar sauce on that day! Do you realize what you’ve done?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mermaid Man. We didn't mean to destroy your lives and everything you held dear. What do we say to try to make things right? With your help, of course.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry, Mermaid Man. We didn't mean to destroy your lives and everything you held dear. What do we say to try to make things right? With your help, of course.}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|I'm not teaming up with you to do jack diddly squat! Besides, Man Ray had me by the neck! Oh, e-evil!}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|I'm not teaming up with you to do jack diddly squat! ''[goes back to the front of the grill]'' Besides, Man Ray had me by the neck! Oh, e-evil!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Does that mean the defeat was so traumatic that it has given Man Ray a stranglehold on your psyche?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Does that mean the defeat was so traumatic that it has given Man Ray a stranglehold on your psyche?}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man |Barnacles, no! It means he put this electro-collar on me that won't allow me to leave the restaurant!}} | {{L|Mermaid Man |Barnacles, no! It means he put this electro-collar on me that won't allow me to leave the restaurant!}} | ||
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{{L|Mermaid Man|If I want to get near my tartar sauce I gotta to go through me first!}} | {{L|Mermaid Man|If I want to get near my tartar sauce I gotta to go through me first!}} | ||
{{L|Second Old Mermaid Man|I'm gonna make me eat those words!}} | {{L|Second Old Mermaid Man|I'm gonna make me eat those words!}} | ||
{{L|Mermaid Man|Bring it. ''[The second beats the first]'' Take this! ''[ | {{L|Mermaid Man|Bring it. ''[The second beats the first. A "WHIFF!" appears as the first dodges.]'' Take this! ''[Beats the second. The second's hair drops. A "DROOP!" appears. The scene cuts to both of them swing their hands at each other]'' I'll never let you win.}} | ||
{{L|Second Old Mermaid Man|Oh, yes, I will.}} | {{L|Second Old Mermaid Man|Oh, yes, I will.}} | ||
{{L|Young Mermaid Man|What do you make of this, Barnacle Boy?}} | {{L|Young Mermaid Man|What do you make of this, Barnacle Boy?}} | ||
{{L|Young Barnacle Boy|Tangled timeline, Mermaid Man. I-}} | {{L|Young Barnacle Boy|Tangled timeline, Mermaid Man. I-}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|''[laughs wickedly]'' You old coots provided me the perfect distraction. Now prepare to be disappeared!}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[laughs wickedly]'' You old coots provided me the perfect distraction. Now prepare to be disappeared!}} | ||
{{L|Young Mermaid Man|Sounds good on paper, you purveyor of pure evil, but, fortunately, we all know what happens to paper underwater. Barnacle Boy, the tartar sauce. ''[ | {{L|Young Mermaid Man|Sounds good on paper, you purveyor of pure evil, but, fortunately, we all know what happens to paper underwater. ''[takes out a paper and it dissolves]'' Barnacle Boy, the tartar sauce. ''[Pouring tartar sauce on Man Ray, but two Patricks fall off the can]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick 2|Wow! I've never eaten that much tartar sauce.}} | {{L|Patrick 2|Wow! I've never eaten that much tartar sauce.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick 1|Yes, you have.}} | {{L|Patrick 1|Yes, you have.}} | ||
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{{L|Third Mermaid Man|Up, up, and away! ''[The third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump out and fall to the ground]''}} | {{L|Third Mermaid Man|Up, up, and away! ''[The third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump out and fall to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob 5|''[another time machine opens with the fifth Patrick also]'' Now, Patrick! ''[He along with the fifth Patrick pour tartar sauce on the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and drop the can on them]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob 5|''[another time machine opens with the fifth Patrick also]'' Now, Patrick! ''[He along with the fifth Patrick pour tartar sauce on the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and drop the can on them]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|I can't get my head around this. Where are they all coming from? ''[Man Ray's machine comes]'' Another machine? ''[Man Ray comes out]''}} | {{L|Man Ray|I can't get my head around this. Where are they all coming from? ''[Man Ray's machine comes]'' Another machine? ''[The second Man Ray comes out]''}} | ||
{{L|Second Man Ray|''[shoots his own whole time machine and laughs wickedly]'' I took care of your blasted time machine! ''[laughs again and flies away]''}} | {{L|Second Man Ray|''[shoots his own whole time machine and laughs wickedly]'' I took care of your blasted time machine! ''[laughs again and flies away]''}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|Uh! I got to sit down and think this through.}} | {{L|Man Ray|''[defeated]'' Uh! I got to sit down and think this through.}} | ||
{{L|Young Mermaid Man|''[chains the Second Man Ray]'' Gotta! You've got plenty of time for thinking in the stony lonesome.}} | {{L|Young Mermaid Man|''[chains the Second Man Ray]'' Gotta! You've got plenty of time for thinking in the stony lonesome.}} | ||
{{L|Man Ray|I'm sorry, did you say something? I'm still trying to comprehend what just happened here.}} | {{L|Man Ray|I'm sorry, did you say something? I'm still trying to comprehend what just happened here.}} | ||
{{L|Young Mermaid Man|It's pretty simple, really. You were defeated by a convoy of continuum-cruising crime stoppers. Thank you, SpongeBob and Patrick.}} | {{L|Young Mermaid Man|It's pretty simple, really. You were defeated by a convoy of continuum-cruising crime stoppers. Thank you, SpongeBob and Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Four SpongeBobs and Two Patricks|You're welcome!}} | {{L|Four SpongeBobs and Two Patricks|You're welcome!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob 6 and Patrick 6 |''[another time machine which holds seven SpongeBobs and six Patricks comes]'' Oh, hi there! Hello! Hello! Hello!}} | {{L|SpongeBob 6 and Patrick 6|''[another time machine which holds seven SpongeBobs and six Patricks comes]'' Oh, hi there! Hello! Hello! Hello!}} | ||
{{L|One Other Patrick|Hey! Oh, I can't believe it!}} | {{L|One Other Patrick|Hey! Oh, I can't believe it!}} | ||
{{L|One Other SpongeBob|We just wanted to come back and revisit the day that evil was defeated forever.}} | {{L|One Other SpongeBob|We just wanted to come back and revisit the day that evil was defeated forever.}} | ||
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{{L|Eighth and Ninth SpongeBobs and Patricks|''[two time machines appear]'' Oh, hi there! How you doing?}} | {{L|Eighth and Ninth SpongeBobs and Patricks|''[two time machines appear]'' Oh, hi there! How you doing?}} | ||
{{L|Tenth SpongeBob and Patrick|Hello! Hello!}} | {{L|Tenth SpongeBob and Patrick|Hello! Hello!}} | ||
{{L|Last SpongeBob and Patrick|''[more appear]'' Oh hi there! ''[More and more appear while the episode pans into outer space]'' Hello! Hello!}} | {{L|Last SpongeBob and Patrick|''[more appear]'' Oh, hi there! ''[More and more appear while the episode pans into outer space]'' Hello! Hello!}} | ||
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