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==Begining of Band practice==
{{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings]'' ''[Doctor Gill Gilliam is at the door]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings]'' ''[Doctor Gill Gilliam is at the door]''}}
{{L|Doctor Gill Gilliam|Uhh, yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}}
{{L|Doctor Gill Gilliam|Uhh, yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}}
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
==At the Band==
{{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}
{{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}
{{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah! ''[etc, etc, etc!]''}}
{{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah! ''[etc, etc, etc!]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ahh!!!! Hahaahahah!!!!!! ''[Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ahh!!!! Hahaahahah!!!!!! ''[Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis Badly]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis Badly]''}}
==Day Two==
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
==Day Three==
{{L|Narrator|Day three.}}
{{L|Narrator|Day three.}}
{{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
{{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you want to see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but runs out of breath, blows a unsuccessful raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you want to see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but runs out of breath, blows a unsuccessful raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Day Four}}
{{L|Narrator|Day Four}}
==Day Four==
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
{{L|Plankton|CORRECT!!}}
{{L|Plankton|CORRECT!!}}
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{{L|All|Hooray!}}
{{L|All|Hooray!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.}}
==''Sweet Victory''==
{{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}}
{{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… ''[sees Squilliam]'' …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?}}
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… ''[sees Squilliam]'' …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?}}

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