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{{L|Squidward|No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. ''[Patrick raises his hand again]'' Horseradish is not an instrument, either. ''[Patrick lowers his hand]'' That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. ''[laughs]'' }}
{{L|Squidward|No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. ''[Patrick raises his hand again]'' Horseradish is not an instrument, either. ''[Patrick lowers his hand]'' That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. ''[laughs]'' }}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}}
{{L|Squidward|Ok, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays 5 notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ok, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays 6 notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}}
{{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}}
{{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ahh!!!! Hahaahahah!!!!!! ''[Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Ahh!!!! Hahaahahah!!!!!! ''[Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis Badly]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis Badly]''}}
==Day Two==
==Day Two==
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}

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