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{{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings]'' ''[Doctor Gill Gilliam is at the door]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings]'' ''[Doctor Gill Gilliam is at the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}} | {{L|Doctor Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}} | {{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}} | {{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}} | ||
{{L|All With [[Finley Small | Finley|Blah, blah, blah, blah! ''[etc, etc, etc!]''}} | {{L|All With [[Finley Small | Finley|Blah, blah, blah, blah! ''[etc, etc, etc!]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Ahh!!!! Hahaahahah!!!!!! ''[Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Ahh!!!! Hahaahahah!!!!!! ''[Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis Badly]''}} | {{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis Badly]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! ''[Flag twirlers took to the sky and crashed into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Day three.}} | {{L|Narrator|Day three.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}} | {{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you want to see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but runs out of breath, blows a unsuccessful raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}} | {{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you want to see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but runs out of breath, blows a unsuccessful raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Day Four}} | {{L|Narrator|Day Four}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|CORRECT!!}} | {{L|Plankton|CORRECT!!}} | ||
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{{L|All|Hooray!}} | {{L|All|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.}} | ||
{{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}} | {{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… ''[sees Squilliam]'' …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH!! What are you doing here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… ''[sees Squilliam]'' …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH!! What are you doing here?!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna be sick.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna be sick.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Nervously]'' Ok, everybody. ''[Glances at Squilliam, who Grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4....}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Nervously]'' Ok, everybody. ''[Glances at Squilliam, who Grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4....}} | ||
{{L|''[Band plays wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes SpongeBob begins singing]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins.♪ ''[Squilliam stairs in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage]'' ♪in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory...♪ ''[Squidward | {{L|''[Band plays wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes SpongeBob begins singing]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins.♪ ''[Squilliam stairs in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage]'' ♪in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory...♪ ''[Squidward is Freezeframed, End Song Plays.]''}} | ||
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