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|airdate = [[September 7]], [[2001]] | |airdate = [[September 7]], [[2001]] | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings] | {{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings]''[Doctor Gill Gilliam is at the door]''}} | ||
{{L|Doctor Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}} | {{L|Doctor Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the ''[plays a clarinet note]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the ''[plays a clarinet note]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|No.}} | {{L|Squidward|No.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is mayonnaise an instrument?}} | {{L|Patrick|Is mayonnaise an instrument?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. ''[Patrick raises his hand again]'' Horseradish is not an instrument, either. ''[Patrick lowers his hand]'' That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. ''[laughs]'' }} | {{L|Squidward|No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. ''[Patrick raises his hand again]'' Horseradish is not an instrument, either. ''[Patrick lowers his hand]'' That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ok, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays 6 notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | {{L|Squidward|Ok, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays 6 notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | ||
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{{L|Plankton|CORRECT!!}} | {{L|Plankton|CORRECT!!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cut to inside music school, where Squid ward's face is deformed and his baton breaks ]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}} | {{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cut to inside music school, where Squid ward's face is deformed and his baton breaks ]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}} | ||
{{L|Harold ''[in British accent]''|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}} | {{L|Harold ''[in British accent]'' |Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}} | ||
{{L|Harold ''[in British accent]''|BIG, meaty CLAWS!}} | {{L|Harold ''[in British accent]'' |BIG, meaty CLAWS!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.}} | ||
{{L|Harold ''[in British accent]''|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | {{L|Harold ''[in British accent]'' |Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.}} | {{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.}} | ||
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{{L|Larry|Some guy in an ambulance.}} | {{L|Larry|Some guy in an ambulance.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.}} | ||
{{L|Harold ''[in German accent]''|Yeah, for the firemen!}} | {{L|Harold ''[in German accent]'' |Yeah, for the firemen!}} | ||
{{L|All|Hooray!}} | {{L|All|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.}} | ||
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{{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. ''[SpongeBob dances]''}} | {{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. ''[SpongeBob dances]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|That's his…eager face. ''[Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl]''}} | {{L|Squidward|That's his…eager face. ''[Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| '''[Everybody Marched To The Bubble Bowl And Starts Preforming]Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.}} | {{L|Squidward| ' ''[Everybody Marched To The Bubble Bowl And Starts Preforming]Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's the spirit, Squidward. ''[bowl raises above a football field]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That's the spirit, Squidward. ''[bowl raises above a football field]''}} | ||
{{L|Football Announcer|Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Thaley Squarey Pants! ''[all cheering noisy]''}} | {{L|Football Announcer|Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Thaley Squarey Pants! ''[all cheering noisy]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[Nervously]'' Ok, everybody. ''[Glances at Squilliam, who Grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4....}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Nervously]'' Ok, everybody. ''[Glances at Squilliam, who Grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4....}} | ||
{{L|''[Band plays wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes SpongeBob begins singing]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins.♪ ''[Squilliam stairs in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage]'' ♪in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory...♪ ''[Squidward is Freezeframed, End Song Plays.]''}} | {{L|''[Band plays wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes SpongeBob begins singing]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins.♪ ''[Squilliam stairs in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage]'' ♪in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory...♪ ''[Squidward is Freezeframed, End Song Plays.]''}} | ||
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