Band Geeks/transcript: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 16:24, 3 November 2015

Template:EpisodeTr/35b Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L Template:L

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}}
-{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
+{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}
 {{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}}
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Kicking? I wanna do some kicking! ''[Patrick kicks Sandy in the leg]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Ow! Why, you...! Why I ought to...! ''[both take fight outside shouting outside]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...! ''[both take fight outside shouting outside]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[yelling] [Long pause, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in with his body in a trombone. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone.]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis badly]''}}
@@ Line 39: / Line 39: @@
 {{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
 {{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you wanna see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but runs out of breath, blows an unsuccessful raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
-{{L|Narrator|Day Four}}
+{{L|Narrator|Day four.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' CORRECT!}}
-{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cut  to inside music school, where Squid ward's face is deformed and his baton breaks ]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
+{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cut to inside music school, where Squidward's face is deformed and his baton breaks]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
 {{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{L|Harold|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.}}
-{{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.}}
+{{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum at him]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with oboes, but try to screech to a halt, but Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please! ''[Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Frank and Frank runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who chases him with a trumpet as the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum at him]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with oboes, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please! ''[Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Frank and Frank runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who chases him with a trumpet as the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting]''}}
 {{L|Fred|Hey, class is over. ''[they all walk to the door where Squidward slams it open]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. ''[choked up]'' Thanks for nothing. ''[Leaves]''}}
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?}}
 {{L|Evelyn|A firemen.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those canning pills, who revived you?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?}}
 {{L|Larry|Some guy in an ambulance.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.}}
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}}
 {{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[sees Squilliam]'' ...SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[sees Squilliam]'' ...SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Oh I just came to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.}}