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 {{L|''[Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings. Doctor Forrest is at the door]''}}
-{{L|Doctor Forrest|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward shuts door. phone rings]''}}
+{{L|Doctor Forrest|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. ''[Squidward slams door shut. Phone starts to ring.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the ''[plays a clarinet note]''}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?}}
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 {{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}}
 {{L|Squidward|HOLD IT! It just so happens that I DON'T sell fast food, I DO have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}}
-{{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen. ''[hangs up phone]''}}
+{{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen! ''[hangs up phone]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor. ''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster]''}}
 {{L|Sandy|Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?}}
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 {{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}
-{{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}}
+{{L|''[Cuts to inside the room, everyone is there]''
+All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}}
 {{L|Squidward|People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?}}
 {{L|Plankton|Do instruments of torture count?}}
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 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' CORRECT!}}
-{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cut to inside music school, where Squidward's face is deformed and his baton breaks]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
+{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and we hear noise from the instruments made so loud windows break. Cuts back inside music school, where Squidward's face is deformed and his baton breaks]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
 {{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}}
 {{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[sees Squilliam]'' ...SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
+{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Oh I just came to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}}
 {{L|Squidward|Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|We're ready to perform, Squidward.}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. ''[SpongeBob dances]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's his... eager face. ''[Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's his... eager face. ''[Squilliam laughs while they all go into the Bubble Bowl]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[Everybody Marches to the Bubble Bowl and Starts Performing]'' Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's the spirit, Squidward. ''[bowl raises above a football field]''}}
 {{L|Football Announcer|Okay, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!''}}
-{{L|''[a crowd of people is shown.]''}}
+{{L|''[A crowd of live-action people is shown.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|These are some ugly looking fish.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.}}
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 {{L|Squidward|''[Nervously]'' Alright, everybody. ''[Glances at Squilliam, who grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}}
 {{L|''[Band plays wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes. SpongeBob begins singing]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]''  ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closin' in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. We will have sweet, sweet victory...♪ ''[Squidward jumps up, frame freezes]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]''  ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closin' in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. We will have sweet, sweet victory...♪ ''[Squidward jumps up, frame freezes and fades to black.]''}}