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{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...}}
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...}}
{{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}}
{{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}}
{{L|Squidward|HOLD IT! It just so happens that I DON'T sell fast food, I DO have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}}
{{L|Squidward|Hold it! It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food, I ''do'' have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}}
{{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen! ''[hangs up phone]''}}
{{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen! ''[hangs up phone]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor. ''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor. ''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster]''}}
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{{L|Narrator|Day three.}}
{{L|Narrator|Day three.}}
{{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
{{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you wanna see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but soon runs out of breath, blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you wanna see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Day four.}}
{{L|Narrator|Day four.}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
{{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}}
{{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}}
{{L|''[At Bubble Bowl]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
{{L|Squilliam|Oh I just came to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}}
{{L|Squilliam|Oh I just came to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.}}
{{L|Squidward|Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.}}
{{L|Squilliam|Then who's that?}}
{{L|Squilliam|Then who's that?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and his eyes pop out]'' THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[screams and his eyes pop out]'' That would be my band!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're ready to perform, Squidward.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|We're ready to perform, Squidward.}}
{{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. ''[SpongeBob dances]''}}
{{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. ''[SpongeBob dances]''}}

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