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 {{L|Squidward|Hold it! It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food, I ''do'' have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen! ''[hangs up phone]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor. ''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry Gary, are reading from a poster]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor. ''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster]''}}
 {{L|Sandy|Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?}}
 {{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}}
-{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp.}}
+{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
-{{L|Gary|Meow. ''[Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}
 {{L|''[Cuts to inside the room, everyone is there]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick| ''[Makes a very long painful scream.]'' ''[Everyone pauses and stares at the door, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. ''[Patrick walks in and it is revealed that Sandy has stuck his body in a trombone. Trombone notes are heard as he walks towards his seat. As he sits down, he makes a sound of his trombone. Makes a loud trombone noise as he opens his mouth. Stares at himself.]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Day two. ''[band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis badly]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move! ''[Flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a SpongeBob's House, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move! C'mon, move! ''[Flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. Trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Day three.}}
 {{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}}
-{{L|Plankton|I know. just what to do, you wanna see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you wanna see? ''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from holes, but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Day four.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
-{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' Correct!}}
 {{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped and his baton breaks]'' OK, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}