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{{EpisodeTr/35b}}{{L|''[A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Doctor Forrest is at the door]''}} | {{EpisodeTr/35b}} | ||
{{L|''[A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Doctor Forrest is at the door]''}} | |||
{{L|Doctor Forrest|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.}} | {{L|Doctor Forrest|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the ''[He plays a clarinet note.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the ''[He plays a clarinet note.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?}} | {{L|Squilliam|Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, ol' chum?}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward gasps.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward gasps.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!}} | ||
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{{L|''[The scene cuts to inside the room, where everyone is there.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to inside the room, where everyone is there.]''}} | ||
{{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}} | {{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|People, people, settle down! | {{L|Squidward|People, people, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Do instruments of torture count?}} | {{L|Plankton|Do instruments of torture count?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No.}} | {{L|Squidward|No.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays 6 notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | ||
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{{L|''[The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. A trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground.]''}} | {{L|''[The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. A trumpet player plays taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground.]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Day three.}} | {{L|Narrator|Day three.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming Plankton?}} | {{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you wanna see?}} | {{L|Plankton|It's tremendous, you wanna see?}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from the holes quickly, but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints.]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton plays the harmonica by running to and from the holes quickly, but soon runs out of breath; on his way to the last hole he blows an unsuccessful last raspberry into the harmonica and faints.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}} | {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' Correct!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' Correct!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]'' | {{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]'' Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}} | {{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | {{L|Harold|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| ''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.}} | ||
{{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}} | {{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum at him]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please!}} | {{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum at him]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please!}} | ||
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