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-'''Note:''' Line in <font color="red">red</font> is cut in Italy.
 {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Dr. Gill Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.]''}}
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 {{L|''[Squidward laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[Squidward plays six notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[plays six notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick him to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Next scene]'' Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}}
 {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Kicking? I wanna do some kicking! ''[Patrick kicks Sandy in the leg]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Kicking? I wanna do some kicking! ''[kicks Sandy in the leg]''}}
-{{L|Sandy|Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...! '' [she jumps on Patrick and starts fighting him until they roll outside and the doors slam shut]''}}
+{{L|Sandy|Ow! Why, you...! Why I oughta...! '' [jumps on Patrick and starts fighting him until they roll outside and the doors slam shut]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Aaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho-aaah! ''[Everyone pauses and stare at the door, then Patrick sticks his head back in]'' Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.}}
 {{L|''[Patrick walks in and it is revealed that Sandy has stuck his body in a trombone. Trombone notes are heard as he walks towards his seat. As he sits down, he makes a sound on his trombone. Makes a loud trombone noise as he opens his mouth. Stares at himself.]''}}
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 {{L|Narrator|Day four.}}
 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
-{{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' Correct!}}
+{{L|Plankton|CORRECT!}}
 {{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]'' Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
 {{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}}
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 {{L|Fred|Hey, class is over.}}
 {{L|''[The band members walk to the door where Squidward slams it open.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and ''crushed'' it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. ''[sobbing]'' Thanks for nothing!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and ''crushed'' it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks. ''[sobs]'' Thanks for nothing! [leaves]}}
-{{L|''[Squidward leaves.]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|You're welcome.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?}}
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 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I think I'm gonna be sick.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[Nervously]'' Alright, everybody. ''[Glances at Squilliam, who grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}}
-{{L|''[The band starts to play a wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked.}} <font color="red">SpongeBob begins singing.]''}}
+{{L|''[The band starts to play a wonderful intro. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked.}}SpongeBob begins singing.]''
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]''  ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closin' in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. We will have sweet, sweet victory...♪}}</font>
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]''  ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closing in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. We'll have sweet, sweet victory...♪}}</font>
 {{L|''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black, ending the episode.]''}}
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