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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
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{{L|''[A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Dr. Gill Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.]''}}
{{L|''[A sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Dr. Gill Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.]''}}
{{L|Dr. Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.}}
{{L|Dr. Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.}}
{{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}}
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{{L|Squidward|Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?}}
{{L|Squidward|Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?}}
{{L|Squilliam|''[waves his unibrow]'' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.}}
{{L|Squilliam|''[waves his unibrow]'' It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.}}
{{L|Squidward|The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba?!?!}}
{{L|Squidward|The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh…?!}}
{{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}}
{{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}}
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...}}
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...}}
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{{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.}}
{{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention free refreshments.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention… free refreshments!}}
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp.}}
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight 8:30 sharp.}}
{{L|''[Squidward looks at his watch, which reads 8:35, while driving a shell cart]''}}
{{L|''[Squidward looks at his watch, which reads 8:35, while driving a shell cart]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}
{{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.}}

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