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-{{L|''[A sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Dr. Gill Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.]''}}
+{{L|''[A sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. Incidental 116 is at the door with Incidental 26.]''}}
-{{L|Dr. Gill Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.}}
+{{L|Incidental 116|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.}}
 {{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the... ''[plays a clarinet note.]''}}
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 {{L|''[The scene shows the band walking down a street playing Semper Fidelis, badly.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Okay, that's perfect, everybody. Bubble Bowl, here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers, let's move! C'mon, move!}}
-{{L|''[The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion, killing all three. Nat plays Taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground and curls into a fetal position.]''}}
+{{L|''[The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion, killing all three. Incidental 41 plays Taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground and curls into a fetal position.]''}}
 {{L|French Narrator|Day three.}}
 {{L|Squidward|How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?}}
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 {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' Correct!}}
 {{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! ''[screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]'' Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
-{{L|Harold|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}}
+{{L|Incidental 40|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}}
-{{L|Harold|''[shouts loudly]'' Big... meaty... ''claws''!}}
+{{L|Incidental 40|''[shouts loudly]'' Big... meaty... ''claws''!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}}
-{{L|Harold|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}}
+{{L|Incidental 40|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off.''}}
-{{L|Nancy|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
+{{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on Pilar.]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high... ''[everyone gets into a fight. Incidental 106 and Larry are yelling at each other. Incidental 13 slams a drum on Incidental 106.]'' There's a deposit on that equipment, people! ''[everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Incidental 40 charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]'' Settle down, please!}}
-{{L|''[Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Frank and Frank runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.]''}}
+{{L|''[Sandy and Incidental 42 are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Incidental 42 and Incidental 42 runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.]''}}
 {{L|Fred|Hey, class is over.}}
 {{L|''[The band members walk to the door where Squidward slams it open.]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|You're welcome.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?}}
-{{L|Evelyn|A fireman.}}
+{{L|Incidental 14|A fireman.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?}}
 {{L|Larry|Some guy in an ambulance.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.}}
-{{L|Harold|Yeah, for the fireman!}}
+{{L|Incidental 40|Yeah, for the fireman!}}
 {{L|All|Hooray!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}}