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{{L|Squidward|The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh…?!}} | {{L|Squidward|The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh... The buh-buh-buh…?!}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}} | {{L|Squilliam|That's right. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I | {{L|Squidward|Ohh, uhh, I, I, I, I uhh...}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}} | {{L|Squilliam|I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hold it! It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food, I ''do'' have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hold it! It just so happens that I ''don't'' sell fast food, I ''do'' have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squilliam and Squidward hang up the phones.]''}} | {{L|''[Squilliam and Squidward hang up the phones.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.}} | {{L|Squidward|I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.}} | ||
{{L|''[In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster. Each are in different locations.]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transitions to Sandy. In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster. Each are in different locations.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?}} | {{L|Sandy|Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to | {{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit Bikini Bottom...}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|...and be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention… free refreshments!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Not to mention… free refreshments!}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight 8:30 sharp.}} | {{L|Larry|Practice begins tonight 8:30 sharp.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward looks at his watch, which reads 8:35, while driving a shell cart]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward looks at his watch, which reads 8:35, while driving a shell cart]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. | {{L|Squidward|Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Heh, elbow, heh, more band humor.}} | ||
{{L|''[The scene cuts to inside the room, where everyone is there.]''}} | {{L|''[The scene cuts to inside the room, where everyone is there.]''}} | ||
{{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}} | {{L|All|Blah, blah, blah, blah...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|People, people, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?}} | {{L|Squidward|People, people, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Do instruments of torture count?}} | {{L|Plankton|''[holds a triangle instrument, raises hand]'' Do instruments of torture count?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No.}} | {{L|Squidward|No.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Is mayonnaise an instrument?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[holds a trumpet, raises hand]'' Is mayonnaise an instrument?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. ''[Patrick raises his hand again]'' Horseradish is not an instrument, either. ''[Patrick lowers his hand]'' That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. ''[Patrick raises his hand again]'' Horseradish is not an instrument, either. ''[Patrick lowers his hand]'' That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward slaps his tentacle leg and laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[plays six notes]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick him to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[ | {{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[plays six notes on his clarinet]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which blow out and stick him to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Bubble transition]'' Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[raises hand]'' Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Kicking? I wanna do some kicking! ''[kicks Sandy in the leg]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Kicking? I wanna do some kicking! ''[kicks Sandy in the leg]''}} | ||
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{{L|All|Hooray!}} | {{L|All|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Bubble transitions to the Bubble Bowl]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]'' I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}} | {{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]'' I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|That's his... eager face.}} | {{L|Squidward|That's his... eager face.}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|''[Squidward and his band all go into the Bubble Bowl.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[everybody marches to the Bubble Bowl and starts performing.]'' I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[everybody marches to the Bubble Bowl and starts performing.]'' I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's the spirit, Squidward!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[as Squilliam joins the band]'' That's the spirit, Squidward!}} | ||
{{L|''[The bowl raises above a football field.]''}} | {{L|''[The bowl raises above a football field.]''}} | ||
{{L|Football Announcer|Okay, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!}} | {{L|Football Announcer|Okay, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom Super Band!}} | ||
{{L|''[A crowd of live-action people cheering is shown.]''}} | {{L|''[A crowd of live-action people waving towels and cheering is shown.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|These are some ugly looking fish.}} | {{L|Patrick|These are some ugly looking fish.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Okay, everybody. ''[glances at Squilliam, who grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}} | {{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Okay, everybody. ''[glances at Squilliam, who grins and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}} | ||
{{L|''[The band starts to play a wonderful intro fanfare. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Plankton plays the opening notes of the song. SpongeBob begins singing.]''}} | {{L|''[The band starts to play a wonderful intro fanfare. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Plankton plays the opening notes of the song. SpongeBob begins singing.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closing in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam has a heart attack while faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory...♪♪}}</font> | {{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closing in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam has a heart attack while faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory...♪♪}}</font> | ||
{{L|''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black, ending the episode.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black, ending the episode.]''}} | ||
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