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{{L|''[Squilliam and Squidward hang up the phones.]''}} | {{L|''[Squilliam and Squidward hang up the phones.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.}} | {{L|Squidward|I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Sandy. In the following lines, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs, and Larry are reading from a poster. Each are in different locations.]''}} | ||
{{L|Sandy|Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?}} | {{L|Sandy|Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit Bikini Bottom...}} | {{L|Plankton|Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit Bikini Bottom...}} | ||
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{{L|''[Squidward slaps his tentacle leg and laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward slaps his tentacle leg and laughs. Everyone stays silent.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|When do we get the free food?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[plays six notes on his clarinet]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which shoot out of their mouths and stick him to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me. ''[Bubble transition]'' Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, try to repeat after me. ''[plays six notes on his clarinet]'' Brass section, go. ''[brass section repeats badly]'' Good. Now the wind. ''[wind section repeats badly]'' And the drums. ''[drummers misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their sticks which shoot out of their mouths and stick him to the wall]'' Too bad that didn't kill me.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to later.]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[raises hand]'' Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[raises hand]'' Is this the part where we start kicking?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}} | ||
{{L|Harold|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | {{L|Harold|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off''.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}} | {{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high...}} | {{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high...}} | ||
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{{L|All|Hooray!}} | {{L|All|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble | {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Bubble Bowl.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}} | {{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]'' I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}} | {{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]'' I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Okay, everybody. ''[glances at Squilliam, who grins, chuckles and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}} | {{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Okay, everybody. ''[glances at Squilliam, who grins, chuckles and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}} | ||
{{L|''[The band's trumpet players starts to play a wonderful intro fanfare. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Plankton plays the opening notes of the song on keyboard. SpongeBob begins singing. Throughout the song, we see Patrick (wearing sunglasses) on electric drums, Sandy on electric guitar, Mrs. Puff on electric bass, Mr. Krabs on keytar, and Pearl on saxophone.]''}} | {{L|''[The band's trumpet players starts to play a wonderful intro fanfare. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Plankton plays the opening notes of the song on keyboard. SpongeBob begins singing. Throughout the song, we see Patrick (wearing sunglasses) on electric drums, Sandy on electric guitar, Mrs. Puff on electric bass, Mr. Krabs on keytar, and Pearl on saxophone.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closin’ in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam has a heart attack while he faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory...♪♪}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the world closin’ in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam has a heart attack while he faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory...♪♪}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black, ending the episode.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black, ending the episode.]''}} | ||
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