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 {{L|Squidward|Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began... ''[Patrick chews on a trumpet]'' ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?}}
 {{L|Plankton|''[loudly]'' Correct!}}
-{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!}}
+{{L|Squidward|So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a-one, and a-two, and-a one, two, three, four!}}
 {{L|''[Screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off''.}}
 {{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait. I know tensions are high...}}
+{{L|Squidward|Wait, wait! I know tensions are high...}}
 {{L|''[Every band member gets into a fight. Incidental 106 and Larry are yelling at each other. Incidental 13 slams a drum on Incidental 106. Squidward tries to settle the fight in a semi-worried tone.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|There's a deposit on that equipment, people!}}
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 {{L|Fred|Hey, class is over.}}
 {{L|''[The band members walk to the door where Squidward slams it open.]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|Well... you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and ''crushed'' it. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces! I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too! Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So thanks... ''[cries]'' thanks for nothing! ''[leaves]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness... and ''crushed'' it. Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So thanks. ''[cries]'' Thanks for nothing! ''[leaves]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|You're welcome.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?}}
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 {{L|Harold|Yeah, for the fireman!}}
 {{L|All|Hooray!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a skiddly diddly doo.}}
 {{L|''[Bubble transition to the Bubble Bowl.]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... ''[zooms out to reveal Squilliam is there]'' ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! ''[screams]'' What are you doing here?!}}
 {{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]'' I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Uh, they couldn't come. They... died.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Uh... they couldn't come. They... died.}}
 {{L|Squilliam|Then who's that? ''[points to SpongeBob and the rest of the band]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[screams and his eyes pop out]'' That would be my band!}}
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 {{L|Squilliam|Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob dances eagerly]''}}
-{{L|Squidward|That's his... eager face.}}
+{{L|Squidward|That's his eager face.}}
 {{L|Squilliam|''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|''[Squidward and his band all go into the Bubble Bowl.]''}}
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 {{L|Squidward|''[nervously]'' Okay, everybody. ''[glances at Squilliam, who grins, chuckles and bounces his unibrow]'' Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...}}
 {{L|''[The band's trumpet players starts to play a wonderful intro fanfare. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Plankton plays the opening notes of the song on keyboard. SpongeBob begins singing. Throughout the song, we see Patrick (wearing sunglasses) on electric drums, Sandy on electric guitar, Mrs. Puff on electric bass, Mr. Krabs on keytar, and Pearl on saxophone.]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]''  ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.  Don't ever look back on the world closin’ in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam has a heart attack while he faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory...♪♪}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[voice of David Glen Eisley]'' ♪The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.  Don't ever look back on the world closin' in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin.♪ ''[Squilliam stares in shock, Squidward gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,♪ ''[Squilliam has a heart attack while he faints and gets carried away by stretchers. Squidward waves a smug goodbye to him and runs to the middle of the stage.]'' ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory...♪♪}}
 {{L|''[Squidward jumps up and the scene freezes. It then fades to black, ending the episode.]''}}
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