Band Geeks/transcript: Difference between revisions
>TheYoyoFreak just a small bit of dialogue, also added dialogue that was shown with closed captions |
>PinkPugPrincess Changed "Harold" to "Incidental 40". |
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{{L|Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.}} | {{L|Gilliam|Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.}} | ||
{{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}} | {{L|''[Squidward slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the... ''[plays a clarinet note | {{L|Squidward|Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the... ''[plays a clarinet note]''}} | ||
{{L|Squilliam Fancyson|Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, old chum?}} | {{L|Squilliam Fancyson|Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, old chum?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[gasps]'' Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!}} | ||
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{{L|''[Screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]''}} | {{L|''[Screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}} | {{L|Squidward|Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 40|Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What did you say, punk?!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 40|''[shouts loudly]'' Big... meaty... ''claws''!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 40|Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off''.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[tries intervening]'' No, people. Let's be smart and bring it ''off''.}} | ||
{{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}} | {{L|Incidental 7|Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.}} | ||
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{{L|''[Every band member gets into a fight. Incidental 106 and Larry are yelling at each other. Incidental 13 slams a drum on Incidental 106. Squidward tries to settle the fight in a semi-worried tone.]''}} | {{L|''[Every band member gets into a fight. Incidental 106 and Larry are yelling at each other. Incidental 13 slams a drum on Incidental 106. Squidward tries to settle the fight in a semi-worried tone.]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|There's a deposit on that equipment, people!}} | {{L|Squidward|There's a deposit on that equipment, people!}} | ||
{{L|''[Every band member uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and | {{L|''[Every band member uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Incidental 40 charge at each other with large woodwinds, but try to screech to a halt, and Mrs. Puff slams them both with her cymbals]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Settle down, please!}} | {{L|Squidward|Settle down, please!}} | ||
{{L|''[Sandy and Incidental 42 are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Incidental 42 and Incidental 42 runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.]''}} | {{L|''[Sandy and Incidental 42 are fighting. Sandy breaks the xylophone keys from Incidental 42 and Incidental 42 runs away. Patrick kicks Sandy, who growls at him before producing a trumpet with an evil grin. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The scene cuts to the clock which shows it being 10 o'clock and everyone stops fighting.]''}} | ||
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{{L|Larry|Some guy in an ambulance.}} | {{L|Larry|Some guy in an ambulance.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Incidental 40|Yeah, for the fireman!}} | ||
{{L|All|Hooray!}} | {{L|All|Hooray!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a skiddly diddly doo.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a skiddly diddly doo.}} | ||
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